Corrupt Wishes

[TheUltraDeino]

granted, but "bf3" is "Big F*gs 3"

I wish for a wish that cancels out a wish with a wish, on a wish

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, your computer asplodes.
I wish for the guy above me to stop doing difficult wishes.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, he does confusing wishes

I wish for a wish to be a wish on a wish for a wish eating a wish on his wish to be a wish

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted you get nothing because the wishes are confused

I wish I had Smallville season 10

[TheUltraDeino]

granted, it's scratched like heck

wish for heavy's sammmich

[Silver39]

Granted, but it's already half eaten.

I wish for a time machine.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you get Taffey, thing is, you can't get him to repair the thing.
I wish for Taffey, AFP, Salieri and B3 to come back.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish for Taffey, AFP, Salieri and B3 to come back.

Granted, they come back as Rainbow Zombies.

I Wish for a.... Potato~

[nysudyrgh]

HEY! Fumetsuzozo!
*CRASH* "Theres your potatoe."
I don't wish for Trollolololololololololo ...

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, you get trolled

I wish for the person bellow to get a virus!

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, it creeps from my PC to yours.
I wish that I knew what µ means.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but you forget it in 3 minutes

I wish that sackpeople are IRL

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now they say: I.R Lotsafuntoplaywith.
I wish for lotsa fun.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish for lotsa fun.

Granted. everyone starts to have fun but you.

I Wish for a 10+ to my Power stat~

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it goes away after 2 seconds

I wish I could be like Brainiac and download information to my brain XD

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but the only information you can download is memes, but you can't learn anything else. EVER.

I wish for the PSVita before it comes out with LBP Vita

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted ............ you get lots of toast for some reason.

i wish i would have more time to post as much as i did before.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, you now have 0.0000000000000000000000000001 more seconds of time to post!

I wish for a fish on a dish that is de-lish!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. However, it turns out that your fish is a stick and it tastes sorta ick.

I wish I had 20/20 vision in BOTH eyes.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you see things that aren't there

I wish you weren't so western sometimes