Corrupt Wishes

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now he's eastern.
I wish for Kindblue level 2

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it breaks.

I wish I hadn't rolled out of bed today (literally )

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, the bed rolled out of you.

I wish for Sly 4.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, he robs you like 4 times.
I wish to be in the Kindred team.

[biorogue]

granted, you are now the bucket boy for the kindred team

I wish I had a stunt kite

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish I had a stunt kite

Granted, it's on fire.

I Wish For a Flying Pig.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, It flew away.

I wish for the person bellow to catch on fire.

[biorogue]

Granted, but, hey, do you smell something?.....aaahh, aaaaha, flapping arms, aaahahaahaha, rolling around on floor ---not laughing

I wish I had a water hose, I wish I had a water hose

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, It's full of hot coffee.

I wish for the person above me to catch on fire.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. He does... and then runs into you, thus catching you on fire as well.

I wish I wasn't so depressed right now...

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but I tackle you, catching you on fire, too.

I wish I wasn't on fire.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now your "evil me" is on fire.
I wish for Ultra to be frozen solid.

[TheUltraDeino]

GRa-*frozen*

*too frozen to make a wish, let's just say I'm wishing for a dog*

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, It bites you, breaking the ice around you ...
I wish for a dish.

[biorogue]

granted, it's full of rotten bananas

I wish I could get a skin graft after being on fire so many times

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, it catches on fire.

I wish for a 5-hour energy.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You're kept up for 5... days straight. You catch yourself on fire in the process.

I wish I had a banjo already. T_T

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but you are on fire.

I wish we no longer have the "you're on fire" as a corruption anymore.

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but you're on fire. (I had no other choice)

I wish I could time travel to January 2012 to see how the LBPVita community will be.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but you you can't get back to 2011

...and you're on fire...

I wish for