Corrupt Wishes

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but whatever it is is now on fire.

I wish I had a rock and roll bird.

[Phalaina]

Granted, but it's a lot bigger than you expected and rolls all over you while singing the most annoying rock and roll song ever ^^

I wish for a lifetime supply of colored pencils

[craigmond]

Granted but they come alive and attack you.

I wish I could play the piano well.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, a piano falls from the sky ... And it lands on your head.
I wish for Ice instead of fire.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but the ice is on fire....

....somehow....

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[ConverseFox]

Granted, but it's still backwards. (And on fire)

I wish this was a wish.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but the wish catches on fire.

I wish I can go back in time and slap myself for starting the "on fire" corruption, and that the machine is fire-proof, and I'm fire-proof when I'm traveling through time.

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but you time travel to a world of fire.

I wish I had enough water to put out all the fire around here.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted... however, it freezes over and you're now frozen.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

Granted... however, it freezes over and you're now frozen.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Granted. But someone Peed in it.

I Wish For zombies.

[biorogue]

granted, they eat you

I wish for a new truck

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish for a new truck

Granted. It runs you over,

I wish to be made out of Rainbows~

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, be you can only be seen after a rainstorm

I wish we live in a world of early cartoons

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but someone erases you.

I wish for nothing.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you get ... Something ...
I wish for a walking carrot.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish for a walking carrot.

Granted. But it forces you to eat it and it's the same size as you to boot.

I Wish for upside-down dragons~

[Phalaina]

Granted, but everything else gets flipped upside down as well

I wish for a magical coloring book...

[nysudyrgh]

Granted.
The Great Nys: Hey phalaina, Why are you colored ?
I wish for feedback on my new level. (Hint, hint)

[direheart123]

Granted, but the hobo that granted it said it sucked.

I wish That My psp would stop giving me spaz attacks.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, Now it attacks you ... with spikes, fire, gas, electro stuff and some nasty Nys traps.

I wish for this text to be black again.