Corrupt Wishes

[direheart123]

Wish? Well, it don't matter, it would have had ban Ju-ju any way...

I wish for a living sword that would follow me and protect me.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, But the thing is set to static.
I wish for you to highlight mah post. (HINT, HINT)

[direheart123]

Granted, but then the server goes down, and the highlight getts rolled back, as if it never happened.

I wish for a pair of shoes with hidden blades in them,

[biorogue]

granted, you get a pair of shoes with a tiny pair of roller blades hidden inside

I wish my hammock was fixed

[direheart123]

granted, but lightning hits it, and it breaks again.

That my level was more famous.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, It gets famous when you play, heart, feedback and give all levels that ever were made on LBP PSP 5 stars. Have fun. >=D
I wish for my level to get more feedback and for the sentence above unable to be used to corrupt my wish.

[Phalaina]

Granted, your level gets so much feedback that feedback for it floods the Internet, magically spills out from your computer and starts to invade the world ^^

I wish exams weren't such evil things

[JspOt]

Granted, but that's because you have been brainwashed to think that way
I wish for more cereal.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you drown in the milk that comes with it, and you don't get a toy.
I wish for a volleyball

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. It is delivered to you via spiking you in the face.

I wish I got better banjo picks.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you pick the right banjo, now go and learn how to play it.
I wish for a new guitar.

[TheMonkeyBlade]

Granted, but all of the strings are missing

I wish for another cat

[Phalaina]

Granted, but it turns out to be a cat burglar, robs a bank and tries to frame you for the crime

I wish that dodo birds were not extinct

[TheMonkeyBlade]

Granted, but there is only 10 Dodo birds

I wish that i had a pet panda

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, they come back to life as zombie-dodo's.
I wish for more hearts.

******, Sniped.

Granted, but it is sad.

[TheMonkeyBlade]

Granted, but your hearts pump to much blood and they explode

I wish I had a peanut butter sandwich with me so I can eat it and not be hungry anymore

[biorogue]

granted but the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth and you choke

I wish I had some lemonade

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish I had some lemonade

granted. But the Special Ingredient is Pee.

I Wish For... A Potato Chip.

[TheMonkeyBlade]

Granted, but when you ate it you forgot to chew and you choke.

I wish that I never got rick rolled again

[JspOt]

Granted.
THE GAME

I wish for a potato chip... then I will take the potato chip... AND EAT IT!