Corrupt Wishes

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. Your wish is limited to the following choices:
- Self-inflicted pain.
- Personal agony.
- Killing yourself.
Choose wisely.

I wish the summer wasn't so boring...

[JspOt]

Granted, you must now go through self inflicted pain and personal agony for the rest of your life.

I wish for a proxy that could post for me.

[I_Love_Logic]

Whatever the hell that is...Granted. It posts BAD things about you, your mother would be ashamed.


I wish for one dollar (already have a lotta money)

[Morgalaga]

Granted but you involuntarily sing the "I got a dollar" from Little Rascals as long as you don't have less than a dollar.

I wish I was the Master of the Flying Guillotine.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but it is a guillotine, and it does its job.
I wish for a Nice, lovely, awesome girlfriend.

[JspOt]

Granted, she accidentally burns down your house.

I wish that I was the one who burned nys' house down... WITH LEMONS!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. They burn down your house too due to their "Buy one, get one free" offer.

I wish I had ideas!

[Maxi]

Said ideas congregate into an angry mob and tear you limb from limb!

I wish for ponies.

[JspOt]

Granted. You get Trollestia.

I wish for bullet control instead of gun control.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, Anonymous hacks your bullet and it goes straight to you.
I wish for my house to be built again

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, but as soon as it is up a gang of angry rabid pixies raid it and kicks everyone out. then they mount their flag on top and dig a moat. they also have pixie guards who circle the perimeter day and night. they are armed with rainbows so watch out :o

i wish for some common sense

[JspOt]

Granted, but it's not good sense.

I wish for my peanut allergy to go away.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now you're allergic for every word with the word NUT in it.
I wish for distortion.

[JspOt]

Of your life? okay.
I wish for a rock.

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted......

NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT............................................... ................................................ye aaaaaaaa.......

i wish for good common sense

[nysudyrgh]

Gra*CRASH*nted.
I wish for Jsp0t to be alive even tho he was crushed by a rock.

[JspOt]

I wish for Jsp0t to be alive even tho he was crushed by a rock.

ಠ_ಠ

Granted, you get crushed by a rock.

I wish to make a look of disapproval in real life!

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted. ok soooo my wish ummm lets think... ooh! i know i wa*CRASH*





















*sits up* eh?........... wha....wha happened?........................* nys walks up to me through the smoke:" quick! get up! Jsp0t's face of disapproval is coming! and its hunngrrryyyy!" nys helps me up and suddenly a huge thomp echoed towards us from the right of me. nys: " oh god! its here!" the crashing continued to get closer towards us, as if a giant was walking through the smoke. we started running away from the sound, desperate to survive. sweat ran down my cheek i wanted to look back but i couldn't. then a sharp pain hit my back and i heard nys shout. everything went black........ DUH DUH DUH....

[JspOt]

Granted. Chuck Norris disapproves of your post.


I wish for orange soda!

[ALEXhatena]

granted, but it actually is only color orange and tastes to s**t

I wish i had everything I could ever need