Corrupt Wishes

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, I take it

I wish I wasn't a dounut junkie

[tabycatmeow]

granted but to get off your donut addiction, you went to a hypnotist and now you think you are chicken. I wish I was chicken.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted. *Wish corrupter goes out of business*

I wish I wasn't so harsh in this post

[Schark94]

Granted, but the latest post will be deleted.

I wish I have a flying, transforming Rocket Cheetah in my room.

[tabycatmeow]

I wish I have a flying, transforming Rocket Cheetah in my room.

Granted but the Cheetah transformed in a Raccoon with Rabies and scared your mom so she "Gave him to a man with a nice farm" he can fly around on. RIP Flying Rabid Raccoon Rocket Cheetah.

I wish my kitty was still here, I miss her terribly

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted... Uhm.. UMM.. I better be quiet in this one.. No need to be harsh if you've actually lost a kitty I know how that feels If you did and not just kidding around, I'm so sorry

I wish I knew if I was being fooled or not..

[Schark94]

Granted. You know about it......but you aren't sure. LOL

I wish I have a PS3...

[tabycatmeow]

Granted but your parents put on the parental locks and said that LBP2 is too creative for you so you have to play black ops instead.

I wish my PS3 was pink instead of black and instead of controllers, they made a PS3 glove that mimic the controller (so I don't throw my controller half way across the room when my PS3 freezes right before I save)

[craigmond]

Granted but the gloves are huge a slippy so you throw your hands up in rage and they go through the ceiling.

I wish I was good at logic.

[Captain_Dinosaur]

Granted, you now stink at everything else.
I wish nubs wouldn't try to copy my stuff.

[biorogue]

granted, you now freely give it to him

I wish I had a magic wallet that never runs out of money

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but it will only give you a penny each day...

I wish my I had a new laptop AC adapter
(mine´s broken, I´m using my mom´s pc)

[tabycatmeow]

I wish my I had a new laptop AC adapter
(mine´s broken, I´m using my mom´s pc)

Granted but now that you have a AC Adapter, you're mom's computer dies and she steals your laptop.

I wish I had a day off from work without having to take care of other people for just one day.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but the day you rest you get lost into the woods.

I wish LBPC had no ads!
(JK, i know ConfusedCartman gets money from the ads to pay the website domain)

[Sackgirlsrule]

Lol, taby cat? Is that a Hotel California quote from the Eagles? "Don't you know the place... You can check out any time you like... but you can never leave... Hotel California!..." LOL

Now, back on topic
Granted, they just add ads to games now

I wish I was so awesome I could fly

[Schark94]

Granted. You can fly now...................one feet abowe the ground xD

I wish I've had an Idea for a Epic level.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, after you make it, you forget then the PS3 freezes before saving :o Ouch!

I wish I could make Ice Cream with my mind

[StaticLinuxpro]

Granted, but it tastes terrible! I wish I could play PS3 without my controller dieing all the time...

[madmarsrocks]

Granted, but it tastes terrible! I wish I could play PS3 without my controller dieing all the time...

Granted, but now it dies within a minute.

I wish I would stop getting so much hate over at LBN and LBL.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, now everyone loves you and you're constantly getting hated by the media

I wish I could be invincible