Corrupt Wishes

[madmarsrocks]

Granted, now everyone loves you and you're constantly getting hated by the media

I wish I could be invincible

Granted, but your clothes are invisble *wink, wink*.

I wish you aren't mad.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. I'm furious.

I wish this site wasn't so boring now these days.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it's so piled up, you can't post anything because everybody starts posting, and the whole site crashes

I wish that in the future the site wouldn't crash

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, but everyone leaves coz it so boring and ur the only one left. \


i wish u werent lonely

[Schark94]

Granted. Now she has tousends of clowns in her house! xD

I wish I could enter the Void. xD

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but the Void is an ugly place ful of monsters, and you can´t get out!

I wish I could play Wow already!
(My cousin is gonna pass it to me!)

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it's terrible

I wish the game would've worked out for him

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but his internet is really slow and his game is always lagging. (True Story!)

I wish It wasn´t so hot nowdays.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it's a blizzard (My weather! )

I wish music wasn't all rap and hard rock these days

[Schark94]

Granted. now its a HEAVY BLACK DEATH METAL \m/ !!!

I wish I could be 10x faster as Sonic (now I'm just fast like Sonic)!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you're so fast you have a heart attack

I wish I could meet Allison Mack

[Schark94]

Allison Sack? Granted, you will meet her, but you will look grumpy!

I wish I'am the most hearted creator.

[abyssalassassin]

Granted. You're hearted by every noob in the world, constantly get invited to games, friend requests, your profile spammed, etc etc. You get so annoyed with all this attention you get mad and throw your PS3 at the wall.

I wish that my kitty would come back home.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, it comes back ... and runs away again. :/
I wish for ... Ummmm ... An idea to wish something actually. :]

[Schark94]

Granted. You wish to fall into the Void and you did it!

I wish I could teleport myself...

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you teleport back to Dinosaur times and get ate

I wish I could control tech with my mind

[abyssalassassin]

Granted. Genie doesn't know if you mean technology or Techzoors so you explode.

[biorogue]

I'll pretend you wished for a million dollars. Granted but it's counterfeit and you're arrested and sentenced to life in prison

I wish abyssalassassin had made a wish.

[I_Love_Logic]

Granted, but it was to date you...

I wish my puppy stopped biting.

[Captain_Dinosaur]

Granted, you teleport back to Dinosaur times and get ate

Implying we all eat people..

Granted it stops biting, and starts peeing.

I wish I wish I was a fish.