Corrupt Wishes

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted.



i cant help u until i get two years of lime jelleh >:}

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but it already passed it's expiration date.

I wish i could use my computer!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it's rigged.... With something...

I wish I could stay off YouTube for 2 seconds

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, but u end up messaging me instead







i wish for nothing.

[sforrester]

granted, but u end up messaging me instead







i wish for nothing.

Granted, but then the big bang happens, OH SNAP.

I wish i had Crunchy Nut Cereal (dosen't everyone?)

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted but u never get it for some reason.

i wish for greek yogurt

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but it's actually not greek yogurt. It only says Greek on the label.

I wish I had a loyal Prinny slave.

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, but it doesnt happen for some reason.


i wish i could think of reasons why people dont get there wish

[Lord-Dreamerz]

i wish i could think of reasons why people dont get there wish

granted. you can think of them, but you forget them before you get to say them everytime.

I wish for cheese~

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but.. It didn't work! I had to run from a spider

I wish Spiders wouldn't be so evil

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but there's a rebellion against the nice act and the spiders eat you.

I wish I could go to GameStop tomorrow and buy Motorstorm Pacific Rift.

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, they grow fur and there eyes become cute and they have short cute legs and like cuddles...... but then they get covered in toxic waste and mutate D:

[ConverseFox]

[nerzdadestroyer]

i wish for the post above this to be deleted!

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but it gets replaced with something worse.

I wish for more money.

[Tomeh999]

Granted, you get 1 yen. Don't spend it all in one place :P

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted. but every wish will cost you 100000000$
and none of your wishes can you ask for money in any form.

I Wish for a nice talking skeleton to be my friend~
*mew

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it goes into the ground.
I wish that the world wouldn't end in 2012, I wanna see I Am Legend 2 first!! (I don't believe in 2012 ending though, just a joke here)

[Raging Giraffe]

Granted, but the world ends in 2013.
I wish for a Half Minute Hero remake for PS3

[JspOt]

ಠ_ಠ
Granted, not granted.

Seriously. No. Just no. ಠ_ಠ

I wish to join SOLDIER!