Corrupt Wishes

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it never happens.
I wish I wasn't having a bad day xD

[Schark94]

Granted. You have a even worser day!

I wish I could make a double-ended wrench for sackboy.

[Raging Giraffe]

Granted, but a monkey comes into your Pod and steals it from you.
I wish the monkey would give me his newly aquired double sided wrench

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it's broke ;p

I wish I had a nice fancy bean bag chair

[Raging Giraffe]

Granted, but it pops from your pet porqupine I just gave you.
I wish I had every LBP DLC ever made

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but the data is corrupted forever

I wish there was no such thing as corrupted data

[Schark94]

Its now erased data! xD

I wish I have special powers...

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish I have special powers...

Granted, you have the power of exploding yourself when you laugh~
and you have the power to implode yourself when you cry.

I wish for a mongoose from space!

[nosemomkey]

granted, he died becouse he was used to the lack of oxygen from the space and now he has too many oxygen in his lungs...

i wish my pillow becomes made of candy

[I_Love_Logic]

Granted, caramel only; you grow unremovable braces

I wish my RTS will get a MM Pick

[nosemomkey]

it WILL have an MMpick, but that will only happen in december 21 in 2012, so nobody will really care becouse the world is ending
i wish the world wouldnt end in 2012!

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted..... what?


i wish for moneh ( dont we all ( unless your not selfish ( in that case you wish for happiness ( and if your really not selfish happiness for others ))))


P.S. i also wish for happiness for others.

[nosemomkey]

you get it in 2013! (xP)

sooo... iiiiiiiiiiii wwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhh iii hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaddddd leeeeeeeeeessssssss llllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggg
(due to my internet conection, everything is really slow now, i wish my internet conection was faster )

[Shadowstarkirby]

Granted, you're given a new router...which explodes 10 minutes later, leaving you with no internet connection.

I wish I had a ghost.

[sforrester]

Granted, but after a while the ghost decides he wants somewhere for him and his ghostly friends to haunt (not hang) and he locks you out of the house

I WISH I HAD CHICKEN IN A BOX
DO YOU LIKE MY SOCKS?

[nosemomkey]

yeas i like your socks... now about the chicken in the box...
you actually receive a chicken in one box, but when you oppen the box you find out that this was just fried chicken your mom sent you so you whouldnt have to cook, since you're a disaster in cooking

i wish i was bullet-proof...

[OrwellianStuff]

Granted, you get plated with rigid kevlar, making it impossible for you to move anywhere on your own.

I wish for a brand new, really powerful computer :P

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it breaks.

I wish I didn't grant it to break

[Shadowstarkirby]

Granted, instead the computer gets infected by a trojan making it inoperable.

I wish I wasn't starving.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, you have died of hunger...

I wish I had a Mac