Corrupt Wishes

[Raging Giraffe]

Granted, but it's just an apple (fruit).
I wish I had a llama

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you're now in the Emperors New Grove (Movie) And hanging from a bridge

I wish I could see that movie again

[JspOt]

Granted, it kicks up face, dawg.

Yo dawg, I like cars so I wish I had a car in my car so I can drive while I drive.

[OrwellianStuff]

Granted, you get a Hot Wheels car, which you can drive while you drive :P

I wish I had the ability to slow/speed up time at will.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, playing with fate brings consiquiences ...

I wish I would have actually attempted to spell that C word

xD

[Raging Giraffe]

Granted, but every other word in your vocabulary becomes incorrectly spelled, according to your mind.
I wish I had a break-dancing donkey.

[alphagedon]

Granted, but the donkey gets sick with break dancing and starts to dance like a ballerina.
I wish i had a Beta Vest

[Ricky-III]

Granted, but soon everyone finds out you werent a beta and you get banned.
I wish whenever someone says on the forum says they will give you a cookie for doing something, then you actually get a cookie in real life.

[Shadowstarkirby]

Granted, but the cookies are stale and inedible.

I wish I was a Cheeseburger Apocalypse.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, the Burgerer monster takes you

I wish I was so awesome I was more awesome than Nerz and Nys

[wait wtf]

granted, but you were too awesome that someone had to replace you
i wish for a TARDIS

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it's broke though.

I wish I had more Ice Cream

[Schark94]

Granted. You are very fat now! xD

I wish I could control gravity...

[Shadowstarkirby]

Granted, but you crushed yourself controlling it.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but sleeping is now being awake so you are now asleep forever.

I wish I could know more good puns.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you're an annoying orange.. And now.. For once.. Knife!!

I wish I wasn't addicted to The Annoying Orange Show

[nosemomkey]

granted, you are now addicted to fred... congratulations

i wish for a theme song for me!
(like NOOOOSEMOOOOONKEYYY... yeah, yeah, yeah!)

[biorogue]

granted, it's the barney the dinosaur song

I wish I could go fishing today

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you only catch one fish *Whoops.. It got away*

I wish I could have my own TV Show xD

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, but me and nys are the only people watching it, and it flops.

i wish my life had its own theme music.