Corrupt Wishes

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you mix them up and its horrible.
I wish for

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you get D: instead
I wish for actual awesome sauce

[zzmorg82]

Granted, but I ate it all I'M AWESOME!!!

I wish for a penny...

[RAZZORWIRE]

granted it fell off of empire state building and X_X
i wish that there werent ppl who beg u to gameshare your beta vest so friken annoying i cant even go into my friends moon who has his frend in it saying theyll give me crown for it.... i would like to earn the crown thank you very much ... and they obviosly dont have crown

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you start doing it (I know the feeling, SO many of my friends ask to game-share any COD DLC I get. I tell them it's against PSN rules, and they'll like "Okay... So..?"

I wish I had Ice cream...

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, its Crap-taste.
I wish for all DLC, ps3 and PSP.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, the PS3 and PSP is broke, and the DLC is corrupted
I wish I had Skyrim NOW! xD

[nysudyrgh]

Grated, I throw some rims to you. "Look, they fly!"
I wish for a EFGSDFGH

[tanrockstan34]

Granted but your EFGSFFGH melts.

I wish for a bottled water.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it's cold and you're allergic to cold

I wish I had Rage (The game Rage *Ahem!* )

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, the genie misunderstood and you turn into an all caps rage.
I wish for a pen.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it has no ink
I wish I had a Cookie........ xD

[Phalaina]

Granted, but unfortunately Cookie Monster has been watching you from behind some bushes and he swallows the cookie in one massive gulp D=

I wish for a wonderful wishing well of wonder and wishes

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, its infected with blood-thirsty fish. D:
I wish for a glas of milk.

[biorogue]

granted, it came from a mad cow

I wish for a bag nails (save me trip to the hardware store)

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you step on them.... *Oooo... ouch!* D:
I wish Flash Point would hurry up and come on!!

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, when he arrives running, you open the door, he trips and falls with you creating a completely akward moment... o_0

I wish for some lemonade. (it would be very handy right now D:>)

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it has too much Lemon juice in it and it blows your head off
I wish that I could ace the Metal Gear level pack

[biorogue]

Granted but it's made with the most sour lemons in the world, your face puckers up so fast it implodes

I wish my eye would stop itching

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, in order to let it stop, you must scratch it for 5 weeks straight.
I wish for a sig.