Corrupt Wishes

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, there's a scary Chihuahua stalking you... (Hired by me )
I wish I could listen to 10 songs at the same time xD

[biorogue]

Granted, it's the theme to spongebob squarepants remixed 10 different ways

I wish I had a talking dog.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it says cuss words all the time
I wish I had a neocube..

[tanrockstan34]

Granted, but it asplodes...

I wish I had Mean Girls on DVD...

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but I have no idea what that is, so, you get nothing
I wish I could have granted his wish xD

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, after you know what Mean Girls is, you don't want it anymore.
I wish for a funny vid.

[Schark94]

Granted. Its a funny vid with Justin Bieber!

xD

I wish for some chocolate.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted... But I got a lil' hungry on the way.... What!? It was cookies n' cream!

I wish I had Cookies n' Cream Chocolate bar in real life

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but this time I was the one who got hungry.
I wish I wasn't so lazy today.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, we're both lazy

I wish I had Ice Cream xD (For like the forth time )

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but there's only one left. So I guess I'll have to give it up. :C
I wish for a spot to chill. And laze around

Granted, we're both lazy

Onoz!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted.. It's already taken.. By me!

I wish you could pull another beanbag chair over by me so we can laze around

[biorogue]

granted but the bean bag chairs are fill with mexican jumping beans

I wish I wasn't so dang hungry

[Schark94]

I wish you could pull another beanbag chair over by me so we can laze around

Arrrg! That's alot of lazy people around here!
Nerz give them something so that they can washup my ship.

I wish my ship is clean.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, me and Sackgirlsrule promised to help out, but we got lazy and you ended up doing all the work.
I wish for knowledge.

[Schark94]

Granted. You know how to make people mad! xD

I wish for PSVita.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, I take it

I wish I had the 3DS

[tanrockstan34]

Granted but the 3D makes you nauseous.

I wish I shall have been playing the Vita on launch.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, a bratty kid takes it and breaks it and says "Happy birthday!"

I wish that I had my lucky socks xD

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, they're in a tree. (Yes, I got the refference.)
I wish for a round table.