Corrupt Wishes

[RAZZORWIRE]

granted but they finnally see the world for wat it is and run around the WORLD DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!
I wish i new what the jist about stephanie ravens is

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you forget afterwards
I wish I owned YouTube xD

[Roneranger]

Granted, but everyone leaves and use Vimeo.

I wish they made me a customized PS Vita.

[RAZZORWIRE]

granted you order it.. they forgot to lable it fragil and it broke...
i wish[hope] i have a good day at school today, seventh grade all advanced classes!

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, your day went perfectly, the rest of the year on the other hand ...
I wish for 0

[TheMonkeyBlade]

Granted, You get a 0, but it's a really messy written 0.

I wish I could teleport so I don't have to walk far distances

[nysudyrgh]

Grnted, now you're even too lazy to press the teleport button.
I wish for two buttons.

[Schark94]

Granted. They aren't working.

I wish for some jelly beans.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, they're literally JELLY beans and they turn to liquid... *Into the floor she goes!*
I wish I had a Hampster xD

[Kern•]

Granted, It turns out a Hampster is actually a deadly predator that feeds on Sackgirls.

I wish for a piece of software that would actually take over the world

[TheMonkeyBlade]

Granted, but it's too complicated to understand.

I wish for a magical Pony!

[Kern•]

Granted but it's Nightmare Moon and so proceeds to take over all of Equestria

I wish for the ability to print out .gif files

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but they still won't move.
I wish for Noistorm.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted...

Ba ba baa baba ba baba ba baa ba ba abaa baba abbaa baba baba ba babababababa ba bababaab bbaa. ERROR: wish could not be prcessed (XE310).

I wish for a Wheatley Puppet!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it doesn't work because I rigged it.
I wish I had awesome drawing skills

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you'll die if you use them.
I wish for the thunder and lightning above my house to go away.

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, but it rains instead and it floods your house and your house goes down the river with u in it towards the sea D:

i wish for some yummy pizza

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, can I spend the night?

I wish I had some Tacos xD

[Roneranger]

You get tacos, but suddenly become allergic to them.

I wish I had the gun from Cowboys and Aliens.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, they backfire...
I wish I could have a train..