Corrupt Wishes

[TheUltraDeino]

I can't grant that wish since I can't use a computer anymore.

I wish someone can notice this white text.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you'll have to edit your post. (Seriously, you tought you could trick me? I used that wish alot of times. )
I wish for an idea.

[RAZZORWIRE]

alex: granted but as soon as you mine the redstone your computer crashes
nys: granted you get the idea to save the world,now you can start by doin my homework jk
and i wish for somebody to really tell me why everyone despises stephanie ravens

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but now you do too.

I wish for diamonds!

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted. here's your 400 copies of Pokemon Diamond.

I wish for an explosion

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, that's me setting off Nukes
I wish I had a Bird

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted. It pecks your face off.

I wish to make paradoxes.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but they are too strong they make pepole's brains explode!

I wish for Minecraft! (LOOK BELOW!)

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, the mines behind you are craftable. That's it.

I wish that the cool levels aren't posted by noob crap.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, they're all so awesome the server crashes from too many excited people
I wish for no ads

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, with 3 easy monthly payments of $200 you will have an ad free internet!


i wish for a new ps3

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, It's broken.

I wish for a fish

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, but that fish can wish so the fish has a wish that he wasnt a fish.

i wish for a new, working ps3

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it breaks after 1 day
I wish I had an awesome frog xD

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish I had an awesome frog xD

Granted. you get a frog with the well known awesome face...
and it never does any other face. :S
it just stares at you... with that creepy awesome face 24/7...

I wish grass was Blue.

[Schark94]

Granted. It is only when using special blue glasses.

I wish for a cat.

[craigmond]

Granted it destroys your electrical items.

I wish for a playful, NON VIOLENT cat.

[biorogue]

granted, it plays with it's own feces all day long

I wish I had a time traveling kangaroo, so I could hop in its pouch and travel thru time.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, you accidently go back in time an paradox yourself from being born

I wish for infinite wishes

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, they get corrupted.
I wish for a lovely-LBP2 playing-non-destructive-non-crazy-nice-sweet-girlfriend.