Corrupt Wishes

[Dragonvarsity]

Granted, but while you're relaxing, you form into the shape of the couch.

I wish for syrup

[xero]

Granted, but it's not Canadian Maple Syrup.

I wish I was more artistically inclined.

[Dragonvarsity]

Granted, you start spray painting, from motivation and to become even better.....and then they lock you up.

I wish for a penny.

[Gavin]

You are given twice the amount of pennies you asked for which just doesn't do.
I wish I would be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

[Dragonvarsity]

I wish I would be touched by His Noodly Appendage

What is this I don't even

So this dude shows up, and he decides to kick you in the shin.



I wish for baby back ribs

[Robo4900]

Granted, but they are Human Ribs, so you are arrested for Cannibalism.

I wish for a Ring that grants wishes.

[xero]

Granted, but it's a monkey's pay-type deal, so everything you wish for somehow goes wrong.

I wish for more games on my 3DS.

[Gavin]

You get your games, play for too long, and go blind.
I wish people would understand my wishes sometimes.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, now we understand them too much and we get bored and we don't grant it.

I wish my kitty didn't scratch me.

[xero]

Granted. Instead, your kitty now bites you.

I wish my tablet pen would hurry up and arrive in the mail.

[Dragonvarsity]

Granted, but just like my tablet pen, the tablet won't respond to actions made by the pen, only the touch controls, if that.

I wish for an Iron Fist.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but it punches you every time you speak.

I wish for a Time Machine that is fully functional and will never break, doesn't require a power-source, and can travel to any time I like within 3 seconds of me saying it, and it takes me with it.

[xero]

Granted, but it also brings Richard Simmons with you wherever you go.

I wish for a vanilla coke.

[JspOt]

Granted, a mento falls into it and it explodes in your face.

I wish for the Move Pack.

[xero]

Granted, but your move controller (if you have one) breaks as soon as you get it.

I wish to be more musically talented.

[Gavin]

Your wish is granted but on your amazing fifth world tour I upstage you.
I wish I hadn't tripped halfway through upstaging xero on her fifth world tour.

[xero]

Granted, but instead you lose the guitar duel at the end of the show, unraveling your attempt to upstage me entirely!

I wish GavinLBP and I could tour together, making awesome music without the need to upstage each other.

[biorogue]

Granted, but you can only play the nursing home circuit

I wish I had an attack eagle, trained to not attack me

[xero]

Granted, but it attacks everyone you know and care about.

I wish the BF3 beta wasn't so darn buggy :\

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted but its no fun without bugs and everyone stops playing it :s

i wish for apple juice