Corrupt Wishes

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted... You're an apple!
I wish I would have been caught up on the last 4 weeks of Annoying Orange.

[RAZZORWIRE]

granted but it left a cliff hanger and the creator couldnt finish ze series

[RAZZORWIRE]

i wish i could find the cable to charge my ps3 remote >:s

[Gavin]

Wish granted, but for some unknown reason your controller ceases to work.
I wish these old buggers could appreciate some sweet rock and roll.

[nerzdadestroyer]

.. um.. gran.. ted?

i wish i new what the wish i just granted was.

[xero]

Granted. You realize that you've made old people appreciate Rock and Roll music. However, they throw you into a mosh pit and you become winkley toe-jam.

I wish to master another language.

[Gavin]

Wish granted. You gain a successful job as a translator for people across all topics and travel the world with those who have not the ability to speak the number of languages as fluent as you do. You get a family, and your life is brilliant. The most important moment of your career eventually arrives, involving an incident with an alien crash landing. On landing, you are sent as a master of languages to translate the alien's talking. You are getting along decently by applying the key rules of each language to the alien dialect...




...but I upstage you.

I wish alien dialects didn't use the rules of Gaelic, the most useless language in the history of useless languages.

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted but NO, BECAUSE IT WAS NEVER GUNNA WORK WAS IT? HUH! NOW GIVE. ME. THE MONEY!!!

i wish xero would join forces with gavin and attempt to take over my temple and fail for my own amusement.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, sadly enough (for you three) I suck you all in The Void.
I wish for a battery.

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted, sadly enough, its a type that doesnt work in the void.

i wish nys wasnt being controlled by a hypnotist to capture one of his own team! D: ( he captured me )

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but the hypnotist hypnotized you to capture your family.

I wish for a guardian beast that wouldn't attack me or anyone I know and care about.

[xero]

Granted, but he attacks everyone else, and you get in trouble. Your guardian beast is to be put down.

I wish my PSP was compatible with my router!

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but router fries your PSP.

Because of my monster,I wish I got out of jail legally, and my new, better monster would obey every single one of my commands.

[xero]

Granted, but your new-found power eventually goes to your head, and you begin to abuse it, killing hundreds of innocents--landing you in jail again.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but one of your wishes wishes for a black hole that sucks your wishes and it's own ability to be unlimited away.

I wish to be a cosmic, winged beast with a pure will and mind and invincibility so I can raise my reputation and become a world-known hero.

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted but you look like a giant troll face and explode with trollness and die.

i wish for an alliance.

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but alliance makes you look bad.

I wish for everlasting purity.

[xero]

Granted, but your untainted purity paints you as a target to those who would seek to corrupt you.

I wish Mm would release that Guitar costume item from the N-dubz video to the public.

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but it turns out to be a flat object.

I wish for every superpower, invincibility, everlasting purity, and the ability to manipulate anyone mentally.

[xero]

Granted, but the ability to manipulate people's minds conflicts and ultimately paradoxes your purity, resulting in a black hole consuming all.

I wish I could talk to animals.