Corrupt Wishes

[DragenHunT]

I wish that my blueberries weren't so cold.

[biorogue]

Granted, instead they are so old

I wish my foot hadn't fallen asleep

[xero]

Granted; it had fallen off.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

[Skeggers]

Granted, but you just wished it.

I wish for an endless ocean of shreddies.

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted that would be awesome!.. um but.. err.... you dont get to go in it for the first 10 mins it was opened... but after that your allowed in.

[biorogue]

dang, I wish nerz had wished a wish so that I could corrupt said wish

[Lord-Dreamerz]

dang, I wish nerz had wished a wish so that I could corrupt said wish

granted. he wishes for wish for a wish for a wish and so on forever.

I wish for a Rainbow balloon.

[biorogue]

Aww! It floats into a cactus

I wish I had a new cell phone

[Lord-Dreamerz]

Aww! It floats into a cactus

I wish I had a new cell phone

granted. but on the side of it, it says, owned by the Grim reaper.
I wish for a pet knight~

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but he call for the entire knight army and they all trample you under their metal boots.

I wish for a box. :P

[xero]

Granted, but the box is filled with water, and it falls apart.

I wish that the Internet Censorship Bill does not pass.

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but your are censored from saying anything, so when you accidentally fell into a canyon, no one could understand a word you were saying, and you just lay at the bottom of that canyon and went into a coma.(wut)

I wish for a gold mine.

[omarfiire00]

It does, but your monitor doesn't support the output.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

wish granted, but before i read what you wrote someone hacked you and edited your quote to "i wish for someone to not corrupt my wish" so i had to grant the wish but my brother punched me in the face and changed what i wrote then corrupted your wish

[nerzdadestroyer]

granted but WHAAA-



i wish for a box also

[biorogue]

granted, the box comes to life and eats you

I wish my level was already made

[Oddmania]

Granted, but it's been made by someone else!

I wish were not blind.

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but your eyeballs catch on white fire.

I wish there was no such thing as deafness.

[nysudyrgh]

If I could move, I'd grant your wish, but sadly, I, like everyone else on the planet now, am paralyzed. ;_;
I wish for GLaDOS' intelligence.

[xero]

Granted, but with it, comes her insanity.

I wish that life could always be happy, and that problems both ethereal and worldly were a thing of the past.

[aleparad]

granted but then we couldnt play this forum-game
i wish i was an angel