Corrupt Wishes

[Conorp55]

Granted but the pizza is over cooked and burned ! he he he

I wish I could go invisible !

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but one day, you walk into the streets, and you get run over by a semi truck.

I wish I was extraordinarily smart.

[Conorp55]

Granted but you become too smart for the human race and they have to kill you ! he

I wish that college is cancelled tomorrow !

[biorogue]

granted, it's cancelled for your funeral

I wish I had a brand new 55 inch tv

[Schark94]

Granted. It explodes, causing the death of all people and global destruction. :]

I wish for a LBP2 platinum trophy...

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but it fries your PS3 and hacks the entire PSN.

I wish for a nuke that would blow me up. XD

[Schark94]

Granted. You are in hell because you killed a Purple Fluffy Kitten while exploding.

I wish for some good music.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted.

I wish for new GOOD music.

[Schark94]

lol xD

Granted. You get Justin Bieber...

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I wish for some good food.

[The InventingKing]

Granted. (munch.....munch munch.... munch munch) Here you go.

I wish for a snowflake.

[xero]

Granted, but it's accompanied by 500,000,000,000,000 more snowflakes.

I wish for some delicious chicken.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted.. *Gives you a chicken with feathers on it*.

I wish for a singing kitty cat.

[The InventingKing]

Granted, but it's accompanied by 500,000,000,000,000 more snowflakes.

I wish for some delicious chicken.

500,000,000,000,000 snowflakes? That's actually an improvement! XD I get snowed in!

Granted.. *Gives you a chicken with feathers on it*.

I wish for a singing kitty cat.

Granted, it's sings so badly, your ears turn inside-out, jump off your head, and run all the way to the opposite side of the world.

I wish for a dry blizzard.

[xero]

Granted, but it melts into wet water.

I wish to be, the very best, like no one ever was.

[Schark94]

Granted. You are the best for 1 second. POW!

I wish for some stuff...

[biorogue]

granted, here's your bag of "stuff" *hands you a bag of cow manure*

I wish for a stack of pancakes

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted.. *Chump, chump* *hands you one pancake* *licks the syrup off of it*.

I wish for a blackberry.

[biorogue]

granted, it's not the phone though, it's the fruit

I wish I had a bowl of raspberries, yum!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted!! You get the new phone "Raspberry". Unlimited texting..

I wish for a new CD.

[The InventingKing]

Granted, it's made of uranium and it seems to be pulsating.....uh-oh (runs) 15 seconds later....'BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!' it expodes.

I wish I could explode. XD