Corrupt Wishes

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but you accidentally break the disk in half.

I wish for a harmonious milkshake.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted and thanks!
*Drinks milkshake*
I wish for money, that way I can FINALLY buy a new game.

[Ali_Star]

In a rather strange incident, all games spontaneously combust, and games companies declare that they are no longer making any more games.

I wish for my next level to be MM picked.

[Valeview]

Granted! But You Become A vegetable and therefore feel compelled to stop playing LBP.

I wish upon a star.

[Ali_Star]

Granted, but since you were vague in your description of the word "star", with wish granter interprets to be a variation of the word "celebrity", and thus decides to send you Kerry Katona (non UK folk won't know who she is... and you're better off because of it) in a nicely wrapped package.

I wish the rubbish weather would stop!

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now rubbish appears out of nothing in your house.
I wish for even more awesomeness for me and all my friends.

[Valeview]

Granted, But I am added to your friends list.

I wish Ali would make a new level!
(and i know who kerry katona is )

[nysudyrgh]

(You still haven't send a friend request. )
Granted, but its worse than my first PSP level.
I wish for Valview to send a friend request on PSN.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but you're profile gets deleted.

I wish that it would rain delicious non-acid chocolate

[xero]

Granted, but you catch some in a glass, drink the glass (literally), throw the remaining chocolate milk over your shoulder, and it explodes. In an explosion. With fire.

I wish I wasn't exploded by chocolate milk.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you're now exploded by a bomb.

@Vale: You should send Nys a request. It's awesome having him on your list because then your friend's list is %190 more awesome.

I wish Vale would send Nys a request.

[Dragonvarsity]

Granted, but because nys seems to be obligated to accept this request, he gets nervous, and switches forums. Vale is now a sad sack. (no pun intended, although I guess it works so it is intended now that I notice it.....)

You monster.

I wish for moar dental floss.

[Ali_Star]

Granted, but you are overwhelmed with the amount of floss, so much so that you get tangled up in a huge mess.

I wish for BWFC to stay in the Premier League this season.

Granted, But I am added to your friends list.

I wish Ali would make a new level!
(and i know who kerry katona is )

I've started with the soundtrack, but haven't started the actuall level yet

Is that ok?

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, I think.
I wish for MOAR candy.

Granted, but you catch some in a glass, drink the glass (literally), throw the remaining chocolate milk over your shoulder, and it explodes. In an explosion.

Discord in disguise.

[Valeview]

I've sent the corrupted wish via PSN >: D
I wish some people would as nys about it

Edited....?

[nysudyrgh]

I wish some people would as knys about it

I wish for Valeview to edit his post, then I can edit mine.

[Valeview]

Granted, but you haven't realized i've edited it
I wish i had a clue what you were on about...

[biorogue]

granted, you become disgusted at what he is on about and go insane.

I wish I could travel in and out of TV shows.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but you can only travel into a soap opera or talk show. Also only in the middle of real gunfire( literally, between the gun and the target).

I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!
(come on, someone had to say it)

EDIT:Awwww, you published at the same time as me Sackgirlsrule, oh well.

Granted, but when you get in, Smallville is cancelled forever and you're trapped forever with nothing to do.

Wish is the same as above.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but you can only travel into a soap opera or talk show. Also only in the middle of real gunfire( literally, between the gun and the target).

I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!
(come on, someone had to say it)

EDIT:Awwww, you published at the same time as me Sackgirlsrule, oh well.

Granted, but when you get in, Smallville is cancelled forever and you're trapped forever with nothing to do.

Wish is the same as above.

(There, you have the reply spot now. )

Granted, but you lose it.
I wish Christmas was here already.