Corrupt Wishes

[nysudyrgh]

Wut?
Anyway, granted but its the worst christmas EVAR!
I wish for ... Points.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but they are the points of spikes right where you're about to fall.

I wish that what I said was Bunny Bread.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, its you and you're eaten, I think ...
I wish MOAR wishes.

[Ali_Star]

Granted, but all your extra wishes are ignored. You only get one wish.... thems the rules

I wish for something amazingly fantastic to happen to me, with absolutely no negative consequences whatsoever.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you DO realize its reverse day again, do you?
I wish for distortion.

[Valeview]

Granted! but you become so distorted you cannot think straight.
I ish i had a witty joke for the next wish.

[xero]

Granted, but someone else beats you to the punch.

I wish someone else beats you to the punch.

[nerzdadestroyer]

you get.. yea thats right a- 3 course meal

i wish for many, many many things

[Valeview]

Granted, but they're constantly out of your reach.
I wish for a twix bar.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but you're in russia, and in russia, the twix eats you.
I wish for nothing.

[Valeview]

Granted, but instead of getting nothing, you have nothing.
I wish I had stuff.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but the stuff is inside of you.

I wish I would explode.

[Valeview]

Granted...do I really need to corrupt that?

I wish you'd taught of something better!

[xero]

Granted, but he hasn't taught you proper English!

I wish spelling errors and typos were non-existent.

[nerzdadestroyer]

mee tu

i wishh fore som cakee

[Ali_Star]

Granted..... but the cake is a lie!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, had to be done )

I wish that everybody in the world was nice to each other, and there was no mean horrible people.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, all the people explode. (If theres nobody, they can't be mean too each other.)
I wish for three genies.

[The InventingKing]

Granted, they are actually efreets that chase you down all over the world.

I wish that the universe and everything in it (yes, including me) was non-existent.

[Valeview]

Granted...but everything instantly comes back, except you.

I wish I had used proper english and grammeer by proofreading my sentance.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you're dislectic tho.
I wish for an 'X' in every post.