Corrupt Wishes

[Sackpapoi]

Granted, dude.
Every post x.
I wish bananas would be the first things to discover the cure for cancer.

[Ali_Star]

Granted X. But is accompanied by a pesky Y...... X.

I wish that this wish went as well as I wished it would.

[Valeview]

granted, but it is the only letter in every post

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Edit: Sniped by two people?! D:

Granted, but bananas cause brain damage instead.
I wish that I wasn't sniped

[Sackpapoi]

Granted. Your flying potato is now fully operational and will devour rainbows at 34 o'clock eastern time.
I wish that people would have seen my previous wish so it could be corrupted.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but no one does anything about it.

I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

[Ali_Star]

Granted. But I also corrupt YOUR MIND!!!!!! MWUHAHAHA!

I wish that someone would tell me how much wood a woodchuck chucks, if a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood.

[nysudyrgh]

No.
I wish for a riddle.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but you can never find the answer.
If a horse is carrying a glockenspiel across the United States and throws it to Antarctica, then when will Santa eat your face.

I wish that I can haz teh cheezburgerz.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but there's no cheese on it, no pickles, no onion, no ketchup, no mustard, and no burger.
Here, have a bun!! *Breaks off a piece of it for a kitten*.

I wish I finished my story today.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but it's only one sentence long.

I wish that I could cause anything to self-destruct and then re-materialize.

[Valeview]

Granted, but the switch jams.

I wish that poeple know stuff.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but you misspelled people and the wish failed.
I wish for food.

[xero]

Granted, but it's your least favourite food.

I wish people loved me.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you're Gilda the Griffon, three punks love you, the rest hates you.
I wish for nine rocks.

[Valeview]

Granted, but they're thrown at you.

I wish that something interesting and bad would happen to nys.......

[xero]

Granted, you're fluttershy.
I wish for nine rocks.

I thought the objective was to corrupt a wish, not improve it!

Granted, but they're thrown at you.

I wish that something interesting and bad would happen to nys.......

Granted, but the same fate befalls you.

I wish for a delicious burrito.

[Valeview]

Granted but you can't have it.

I wish I wasn't so nervous.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, now you're afraid.

I wish I was thrown off a cliff by a reindeer dressed like Santa.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted.
I wish for ultima drawing skillz of awesome awesomeness.

I thought the objective was to corrupt a wish, not improve it!

Check the EDIT.

[Ali_Star]

Granted.
I wish for ultima drawing skillz of awesome awesomeness.



Check the EDIT.

Granted, but nobody appreciates your artistic skill.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.