Corrupt Wishes

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you forget them instantly.
I wish for "Numbah warZ"

[MajorAce626]

Granted, NUMBER 336! plus you win the war, but then you take an arrow to the knee.

[JspOt]

I wish that the guu behind me made a wish.

[biorogue]

granted, He wished you would forget how to spell "guy" and would forever spell it "guu"

I wish my keyboard was edible

[MajorAce626]

(sorry, I forgot)
Granted, but you don't like the taste.

I wish the floor would make me a sammich.

[xero]

Granted, but the floor is dirty, and so is your sammich.

I wish that I had more motivation.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's motivation to commit suicide...

I wish for a cuddly cat.

[biorogue]

granted, you become allergic to cuddly cats

I wish I had a large pizza

[Lady_Luck__777]

Granted, but before you can eat it the dentist pulls all your teeth.

I wish for a magic wand.

[xero]

Granted, but you don't know any spells.

I wish my iPod wasn't 2G, so apple wouldn't abandon me.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, now it's 0G(it's broke).

I wish for some Cheeze-Bowz to appear.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, they appear in the trash.

I wish for a lifetime supply of pizza and mac-and-cheese.

[biorogue]

granted, but they're plastic

I wish I had some popcorn

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it's old popcorn from the tree from Christmas 2005.

I wish for the Rascal Flatts CD now!! (Rascal Flatts Changed)

[biorogue]

Granted, it's the pirated Ras-Kal Flattz jug band music

I wish I could control the TV with my mind

[Lady_Luck__777]

Granted but you can only have one channel and it's your worst nightmare.

I wish I could be the next poster.

[MajorAce626]

Granted,.....WAITWUT?!?!!?!?
But,but,but,but....WHAT!!!!
(who...am...I...)

I wish I was myself again.

[xero]

Granted, but you falter under your own self realization, spiraling into a never-ending state of fear and doubt. The weight of your own self-destructive ethos crushes your will, leaving you in an aphotic state of limbo, where existence and non-existence coagulate.

I wish upon a star.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you get Red K Kal-El.

I wish for Smallville season 11.

[biorogue]

granted, but it's condensed into one 10 sec clip

I wish I would get off of here and go to BED!