Corrupt Wishes

[Kalawishis]

Granted, but the sammich is the size of a fly.
I wish Media Molecule would put the Memoriser in LBP2.

I miss the good old pre-war LBP days when we didn't have to dodge all these stupid bombs.

[biorogue]

granted, only this version has the memory of a goldfish. It can only remember 3 seconds at a time.

I wish I had an Alienware gaming PC

[butter-kicker]

Granted by Aliens come and take it back to there home planet

Alien: Get your hands off my PC!

I wish I could have dark sunglasses, so i can Kill people with my awesome...

[Kalawishis]

Granted, but you accidentally look in the mirror and kill yourself.
I wish somebody would make a LBP2 version of the Mario and Luigi RPG's.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but they cause a glitch in the server and destroy LBP for all eternity. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY >8(

I wish for mad skillz in creating.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, everything you make is incredibly angry at you or something :P

Instead of more wishes, I wish for more Genies.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but they are all on lunch break for a billion more years.

I wish for a rock.

[biorogue]

why does it always come back to a rock? What's so special about this rock? Granted, you get a drawing of a rock

I wish for a stick

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it's burning.

I wish that I could make more money daily so I can get my PSVita more quickly.

[MajorAce626]

Granted, but you never can find a PSVita and they stop manufacturing it. Also no one will sell one to you.

I wish for 99 BLUE balloons.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they're made of lead.

I wish that my brother would at least try to make good levels in LBP.

[biorogue]

Granted, he succeeds and makes levels so good that everyone else gives up in frustration, thus ending LBP

I wish I had a refrigerator box to play in

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, its still a refrigerator box, but it was modified to heat up stuff nstead of cooling it.
I wish I had wings, and then I could fly. (And probably crash into a tree. )

[xero]

You fly into a tree--wow, you totally called that one.

I wish I had more time to commit to art.

[Patofan]

You have more time for the art, but no time for anything else!

I wish the Cool Levels page was not flooded with copied levels D:

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, they're not copied, but they are still crap.
I wish I could regain my throne as the Forum Game King.

[xero]

Granted, but you only achieve said status because everyone left the forums.

I wish I was more skilled at playing guitar.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but your hands hurt from drawing, so you can't play.
I wish I could draw ponies only half as good as Xero ...

[Patofan]

Granted, you can only draw half of ponies.

I wish my computer did not suck

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now it blows. D:
I wish for MOAR stuff.