Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's absolute zero out instead.

I wish someone else would post!

[SuperROBO1]

Granted, but I posted a boring comment

"Hi."

I wish there were no Emos in LBP

[Patofan]

Granted, they are now griefers.

I wish the admins processed my LBPK beta information already, so I can use the forum D:

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it takes them 2 weeks.

I wish the coffee key on my keyboard worked. I am TIRED.

[Patofan]

Granted, but the keyboard travels to another dimension. And breaks. And then it explodes. And just in case, a black hole swallows it.

I wish I was good at logic

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but once you make a logic circuit, it's so messy you can't figure out how it works anymore. Bad for when it fails.

I wish that fortune cookies actually told the truth.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted. The messages they already had become truth, and you get tons of bad luck.

I wish for a hat.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it implodes.

I wish that some forums would allow bigger signature photos. Which would allow me to put the signature I have here into the signatures I have at those places.

[Patofan]

Granted, but they resize it to 10x10 px

I wish for a model of the Bunker wheel. I'd love to tweak it :P

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you can't tweak it. You never wished it to be tweakable!

I wish that I can play with other famous creators.

[Patofan]

Granted, you can play with Latin_Player_10 and alts.

I wish for the videogame store in my city to have games that I like. I don't like Call of Doody D:

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, they have a million copies of LittleBigPlanet and nothing else.

I wish upon a star.

[Patofan]

Granted, but your wish doesn't work.

I wish for Skyrim to be cheaper

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it's a penny cheaper.

I wish that I were lean and slender like italicized text.

[Patofan]

Granted, but magically you double post.

I wish for someone else to join this! The more the better.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's my imaginary friend.

I wish someone could officially make an LBPK Beta contest.

[biorogue]

granted, it's a contest to make a LBPK shark survival level

I wish I had a bucket of cats.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they scratch your face off.

I wish that a popular creator would randomly dive into my game.

[Patofan]

Granted, Latin_Player_10 dives into. And copies it. And gets millions of plays and likes.

I wish for more people to play my level.

[Gavin]

People play your level but leave poor and nonsensical reviews, leaving slightly erotic sackperson photos all over it.

I wish for cake.