Granted, you are swamped with emails and text messages that read the popular internet colloquialism "the cake is a lie", this leads to your eventual suicide, due to immense frustration after a string of therapists who fail to help you. But the cake was delicious.
I wish for bird with a parachute.

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07-23-2012 #5221Junior Sackperson
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07-23-2012 #5222Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but the parachute breaks.
I wish that a popular creator (that's not a spammer or a copier) would like my levels.
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07-23-2012 #5223Junior Sackperson
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Granted, but they never bother to heart or =D it, so you are left hanging in the dark.
I wish I had more PSN friends that actively played LBP 1&2.
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07-23-2012 #5224
wish granted, but it's me.
i wish for the power to combust."i love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly past." - douglas adams

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07-23-2012 #5225
Granted, but now you have no power. (how unexpected!
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I wish to claim the goose who laid the golden egg.
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07-24-2012 #5226Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but no one recognizes her as that and you can't convince them.
I wish that everyone knew how to put pictures into their posts, like this:
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07-24-2012 #5227
Granted,but Tinypic is shut down.
I wish that I had no hate on LBP2.
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07-24-2012 #5228Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you have no like either. It's all neutral.
I wish that I were legitimately (no copying, H4Hing, etc.) the best popular creator.
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07-24-2012 #5229
Granted,but the non-h4hers p4pers etc. aren't good creators.
I wish that I had a pet sackboy.
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07-25-2012 #5230Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but he dies.
I wish I had an immortal pet Sackboy.
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07-25-2012 #5231
Wish granted,but he gets frozen and could never move again. ( He's still alive just saying. )
I wish that I could fly.
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07-25-2012 #5232Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you can only fly when your arch-nemesis wants you to (AKA: never).
I wish for super strength.
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07-26-2012 #5233
Granted, but you destroy your PS3/PSP/PSVITA/Your whole house while trying to use it.
I wish to be a magician.
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07-26-2012 #5234Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, you make your PSVita disappear.
I wish I had telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind).
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07-27-2012 #5235
Granted, but you accidentally move your brain from place, removing your powers (?)
I wish for the big, pink, cookie
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07-27-2012 #5236Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, it's oatmeal raisin.
I wish for an oatmeal raisin cookie. (Hypocrisy, no?)
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07-29-2012 #5237
Granted,but the raisins come off while it's teleporting to you.
I wish for me to get money to donate to LBPC.
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07-30-2012 #5238Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but it's instantly taken away from you, as you owe someone money.
I wish that I wouldn't run out of ideas for wishes!
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07-30-2012 #5239
Granted,but this tread gets locked.
I wish that I could draw with my mind.
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07-30-2012 #5240Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you draw inappropriate pictures in front of your parents.
I wish that someone would do something!
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