Corrupt Wishes

[Xtrahuman]

Granted, it takes over the world.

I wish for a non-corrupted wish.

Checkmate, corrupters

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the wish gets squashed.

I wish that Kellogg's would make multiflavored PopTarts.

[Gavin]

kellogg's makes a flavour of PopTart with black death and tuberculosis.
i wish for erazorz.

[Denim360]

You erase all your data on every computer game and file that is of your convenience.

I put in a sord............

[L1N3R1D3R•]

This isn't the vending machine game...

I wish for a teddy bear.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but a mama bear mistakes it as one of her young then proceeds to maul you.

I wish.
Thats it, I just wish.

[Jovuto]

Granted but you die!

I wish I had more moneh!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish for a can of soda.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, the high pressure makes your can go BEWM opun opening it though.
I wish for a helmet with such a big lamp on it.

[Jovuto]

Granted but its too small for your head.

I wish I wish I wish I was a fish.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but as soon as you flop into water, a bacteria spreads through and YOU DIE.

I wish for a wishy wish.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Wish granted, but the dyslexic genie misinterpreted your request as "wishy wash" and crams you into a washing machine.

I wish I had pants to wear.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, they're invisible.

I wish I were the legendary Mr. Game and Watch player in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

[Denim360]

Granted. You win one mundane match and then immediately get assassinated as the goverment fear you are powerful enough to overcome them.

I wish I was somehow not braindead enough to half-type a Corrupt Wishes post and then half-type a Vending Machine post.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, you are awake, and alert, and awake, and alert, and awake, and alert, and awake, and alert, and awake, and alert...in fact, nothing even slightly phases you.

I wish I were a cuddly cat.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, however you are both cuddly and slimy therefore nobody actually wants to cuddle you.

I wish Dr. Seuss would have written a book about Dogs fighting Lions.

[xero]

Granted, but it was his first book he ever wrote, and it was terrible. He became a laughing stock, and because of this none of the books he would write after would sell. The Cat in the Hat was no more. And let's not forget Hop on Pop!

I wish I had some tea.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it came from the two Blankets who found no secrets in Mnniska's level, and therefore the tea is horrible.

I wish I had a portal gun.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, however it only shoots blue portals.

I wish i had a donkey (kong).

[xero]

Granted, but it's a donkey from the Congo.

I wish the entire human population was suddenly proficient with spelling and grammar.