Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, they speak Indian.

I wish that I had a HW-138 Bot to do my homework.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, but he does your english rather than french.

I wish i was Mnniska.

[Denim360]

Granted, but Mm is so jelly of your creating skills you are banned forever.

I wish I could read minds at my will!

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, however you can only read minds of the strong such as Jabba the Hutt and other like-minded scum.

I wish that i was bounty hunting scum.

[xero]

Granted, but you're literally scum. You're a blob of gunk that hunts bounties.

I wish I could use real-life cheat codes.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, except you can only use these real life cheat codes on things that are so easy that they do not require cheats.

I wish twitter was renamed Doritos.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but a troll eats the site.

I wish I was a fish.

[Frenzie]

Granted, but a man caught and fried you.

I wish to know what I should wish.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, the wish was to get squashed by spikes. :S

I wish I got to eat pizza for every meal.

[Denim360]

Granted, it's VEGETARIAN-ONLY PIZZAS. THE AGONY.

I wish I was a genie.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, except the only wishes you can grant are to cheesy Disney characters that are hopeless without you. (Life sucks.)

I wish i could finally reach my third .

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it's a radioactive and explodes your profile. No more LBPCentral for you, mister!

I wish something would happen around here.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You died.

I wish Halloween would come sooner.

[Frenzie]

Granted, but no LBP haloween pack released

I wish I had all LBP rares.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, your rare prize crown is radioactive. (Why do I like blowing up other people's wishes? )

iWish for an iWish app on the iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad.

[xtremesackboy]

Wish granted, except it s called FreeAppADay and you know that everybody voted for Angry Birds yet its still $0.99 on the App Store (Free on the Google Play Store )

I wish Apple's Head Honcho got all crazy and made a new company to compete with Apple called Banana.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but another competitor, "Orange", also competes.

I believe I can fly!

[xtremesackboy]

Uh, granted... except the wish is incoherent and dysfunctionally misplaced.

I wish that L1N3R1D3R would make wishes rather than crude attempts at flying.

[Denim360]

Granted, he wishes for all things good in the world. But all those wishes get corrupt, and so the universe is depleted of goodness.

I wish for SCP to be real.

[Frenzie]

Granted, but it is blown up to pieces by AL Qaeda.

I wish I was an indestructible dancing dragon.