Corrupt Wishes

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, but its Jupiter's moon, so it takes a lifetime to get there.

I wish i didnt have to work to get paid.

[Patofan]

Granted, you pay to work now.

I wish for a burning Team Captain (?)

[xtremesackboy]

granted, but the captain, well... is burning metaphorically.

I wish for more forum games.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. The next one is a forum game you can't participate in.

I wish this laxative would start working already.

[Patofan]

Granted, but nasty things happen. And lots of pain.

I wish History was easier.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, there is no history, therefore it cant repeat itself, therefore nothing exists.

I wish math was easier.

[Patofan]

Granted, but then nothing is logical, therefore the universe explodes and collapses and implodes. All at once.

I wish I actually understood Language.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but It's the wrong language.

I wish for a 32 GB PSVita memory card.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, but it corrupts all your data.

I wish for corrupt data.

[Patofan]

Granted, but it gets confused and gives you dorrupted cata.

I wish for super powers.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, your power is blowing yourself up.

I wish for a cool Glass of Dr. Pepper.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, the pepper-thesiologist is angry at you putting him in the refrigerator. (lol see wut I did thar?)

I wish for Mario to shake my hand.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, however Mario is killed immediately after touching your hand, therefore Nintendo goes bankrupt, no new Mario games are made and the gaming industry crumbles.

I wish for the new Farming Simulator game.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, you must get a bajillion coins to unlock a cow.

I wish for a good picture of me.

[Patofan]

Granted, Me sends you a good picture of himself.

I wish for a photobooth for LBP

[Diatosta]

You get it, but all pictures taken are lost and cant be saved.

I wish Microsoft makes MM4 for PC (I know, not very good, but I like so much!)

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, but... it sucks

I wish for new sticker packs.

[Patofan]

Granted, it's a new Justin Bieber sticker pack.

I wish for a new music pack that's not Justin Bieber.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, its 1 Direction.

I wish for a new Forum Skin.

[Patofan]

Granted, but it crashes the servers forever.

I wish for the gaming forum to be more lively