Corrupt Wishes

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, you are banned from them for being to active.

I wish for Doctor Octopus to star in a new hit sitcom.

[Patofan]

Granted, but the sitcom goes bankrupt.

I wish for 20 euros on my PSN Wallet

[Diatosta]

Granted , but them someone hacks into your account and steal it.

I wish for an Ipad 3 and an Iphone 5.

[Patofan]

Granted, you get a Samsung Table with an apple sticker and a Samsung Galaxy 3 with another apple sticker.

I wish for a Portal Gun

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, but it only shoots Orange...

I wish for a 90" TV.

[Patofan]

Granted, it lasts 90 seconds and then it evaporates.

I wish for Scribblenauts to launch already.

[Diatosta]

Granted, but when you try to play it, your NDS/Iphone blows up.

I wish to get a PSVITA and LBPVita.

[Patofan]

Granted, you get a POVITA and LGPVita

I wish for magic.

[xero]

Granted, but it remains ethereal and takes no physical form, and therefore you can't do anything with it.

I wish I had more coffee.

[Patofan]

Granted, but it tastes like rotten meat.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but PARADOXES RULE!

I wish for a mechanical pencil.

[Patofan]

Granted, but the mechanisms are broken. And it doesnt write. And it's rusted

I wish for a mechasuit.

[xero]

Granted, but the mechanisms are broken. And it doesn't write. And it's rusted.

I wish for repetition.

[Patofan]

Granted, but the mechanisms are not broken. And it does write. And it's not rusted.

I wish for a combo breaker

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the writanisms don't, the rusted are mecha, and the broken does it.

I wish you weren't a demented form of nysudyrgh.

[xtremesackboy]

Granted, however the user is rusted, the mecha has lost all form of don't and all mechanisms are isms of the quadrilateral.

I wish for sense that makes none.

[Patofan]

Granted, but Chuck Norris does not approve.

I wish for you to stop with the mecha thing.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the don't rusted is still write.

I wish for a big, fat crown to appear on my Sackboy.

[Diatosta]

Granted, but it is so heavy that Sackboy as been crushed and sent to hospital

I wish for my PSP had an analog that didn't had problems.

[Patofan]

Granted, you have a log about ana that works perfectly, but everything else is broken.

I wish for a lamp