Corrupt Wishes

[yugnar]

Granted, but is is like that DLC for LBP PSP that was all glitchy and made levels crash.

I wish I could have more wishes, without creating some kind of paradox.

[xero]

Granted... but you can't. So there.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[Patofan]

Granted, you wish that you hadn't killed that fish, but it didn't work. How sad.

I wish that fish came back from the dead

[xero]

Granted, but it is now a zombie fish and begins to infect the human population, resulting in the zombie apocalypse.

I wish zombie fish were as easy to kill as zombie humans.

[Patofan]

Granted, but zombie humans were inmortal, so zombie fishes are inmortal too.

I wish Chuck Norris. No more.

[yugnar]

ERROR ERROR ERROR Nobody can wish Chuck Norris. Sorry for that.

I wish Chuck Norris could be wished.

[Patofan]

Granted, but you can only wish for him to destroy you. And you're forced to do it.

I wish I had a Move controller

[yugnar]

Granted, but you have no games for it, and the controller is broken, AND the PS support says guarantee is not valid for some strange reason they only know.

I wish I could know that reason.

[jimydog000]

Granted, however the reason was is that the guarantee doesn't exist.

I wish I weren't here.

[Ragnarok]

Granted, but the place you appear redirects you here

I wish my wish doesn't come true

[xero]

[REDACTED] [TEMPORAL TIME PARADOX DETECTED; SEALING SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM HOLE]

I wish I could master an art.

[yugnar]

Granted, you have now mastered the lol of course not-so-honourable art of P4Ping and H4Hing.

I wish we could have a Black Friday in my country just as good as USA's one.

[Patofan]

Granted, it's a Blackout Friday, so you can't use your PS3.

I wish I won a raffle

[junk-Warrior7]

Granted. The prize is a one-way ticket to the Dump, which is 10 miles from where you live

I wish I could master Japanese

[xero]

Granted, but instead of the Japanese language, you've mastered Japanese gangster rapping.

I wish I hadn't slept in so much today.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you're forced to stay up all night, making you extremely tired for your life-changing presentation.

I wish I had Waddles as a pet.

[yugnar]

Granted, but Mabel -yeah, had to do some research- appears with a shotgun to get him back, and you know, she shots you.

I wish I knew why Windows 8 looks to me like the Xbox 360 menu.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it's because Microsoft shut down their Xbox servers and focused mainly on Windows 8.

I wish that I could be one of TWD98's Nintendo WFC friends.

[Patofan]

Granted, but you can only play Malleo Kart on the Mario's Missing! Circuit with him.

I wish the platinum for AC3 was easier.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, your system glitches and doesn't give it to you.

I wish the LBPVita Launch shirt didn't cost $5. Too expensive for a virtual shirt.