Corrupt Wishes

[yugnar]

Granted, now it is at an incredible prize of $4.98! Wheeeeeee!

I wish I could create my levels faster.

[xero]

Granted, but you make them so quickly that they're terrible.

I wish terrible levels didn't exist!

[junk-Warrior7]

Granted. Everyone else's levels all become so amazing, that your's pale in comparison.

I wish I had a Wii U

[xero]

Granted, but you don't have a credit card or a parent/guardian who has one, so you can't connect to the Wii-U's online service. Sorry, no $0.50 charge for you!

I wish procrastination counted as a valid strategy to get things done.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but you put off everything in life, forget to pay your bills, and end up living in a dump.

I wish my computer wasn't a total piece of crap.

[yugnar]

Granted, now it is a very-functional monitor, but as you haven't got anything else, your "computer" doesn't work.

I wish I had a PS+ subscription.

[Patofan]

Granted, you have a PowerSatellite+ suscription.

I wish I had LBPVita

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but you drop your vita into a lion cage at the zoo and dont have the money to buy a new one.

I wish there was less COD fanboys in this world.

[Patofan]

Granted, they're now Battlefield fanboys.

I wish Rayman Legends was all-platforms

[xero]

Granted, but all of your "platforms" break, so you can't play it.

I wish I didn't have so many assignments to do.

[Patofan]

Granted, now you don't have to do them. You must do them.

I wish someone lended me a Move controller

[xero]

Granted, but they borrow all of your Move™ compatible games in return.

I wish there were more good Playstation® Move™ compatible games.

[yugnar]

Granted, but your dog ate your PSEye

I wish no wish was corrupted.

[Patofan]

Granted, now they're distorted in a negative way.

I wish I had more funny wishes

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but they're all so funny that you kill yourself dying of laughter.

I wish the Vita keyboard Im typing this on wasnt so easy to make mistakes on.

[Patofan]

Granted, now there is no keyboard on the Vita. Whooops.

I wish I knew how to do cool LBP menus

[xero]

Granted, but you can't make levels to go with them.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but that apple you ate was poison. Have fun dying!

I wish teachers stop spamming homework.

[yugnar]

Granted. All of them have now decided it should be better if you do it all in the class. And if you don't finish, you fail, that is.

I wish I knew more about a possible LBP3.

[Patofan]

Granted, you know that it will suck.

I wish LBP3 didn't suck