Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it's a shark survival.

I wish more people made amazing tracks in LBPK.

[yugnar]

Granted. Somebody created a great track and made it copyable, and its the only thing popular nowadays.

I wish LBLV1 results were already published.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, your level got dead last, below 300 entries of a shark/bomb survival with one touch material and one tilt material added to fit the contest.

I wish the copy button were removed.

[xero]

Granted, but then certain glitches that help the creative community that rely on such a feature don't exist.

I wish I had thought of a wish.

[yugnar]

Granted, and the wish you think is that you wished to be a non-talented creator of masterpieces principally including Shark Survivor I,II,III,IV,ULTIMATE,THE REVENGE,RESURRECTION,STAR WARS EDITION, etc. And it isn't corrupted.

I wish I had more time to build my X-mas level.

[Patofan]

Granted, but you lose your PS3/Vita/Both.

I wish I knew what do I want for Christmas :C

[yugnar]

Granted, but you find out you decide until the 26th, so,

I wish I had the spend 7500 minutes in Vita create mode already.

[Patofan]

Granted, but the pin turns into "Spend less than 7500 minutes"

And not having that pin implodes your Vita

I wish I was less cool

[xero]

Granted, but then you suffer the obvious ramifications of being uncool.

I wish my feet weren't freezing cold.

[Patofan]

Granted, they're burning hot. Literally.

I wish School was less boring

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it's 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less boring.

I truly desire a Twix caramel-chocolate-cracker candy bar.

[Patofan]

I do too, but no Twix for us.

I wish for a Mars bar

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it turns into Mars and squishes your family.

I wish little kids wouldn't make such big messes.

[Patofan]

Granted, now they simply kill everyone.

I wish little child were less scary

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, they make huge messes.

I wish the mess in front of me would just disappear.

[yugnar]

Granted, but its not the only thing to disappear. You also do. Now the walls. Now your house. Now the world. Now it's my tur......

I wish I hadn't been abducted into the dimensional paradox L1N3R1D3R's wish caused.

[Patofan]

Granted, you are rescued... by some cannibal humans. And you look really tasty.

I wish I had a real sackboy

[yugnar]

Granted, but he decides to erase you as he doen't like you.

I wish I had a better internet connection.

[Patofan]

Granted, but you don't have anything to use it.

I wish I had an actually working Wi-Fi Connection

[maniacmastr]

Granted, but you forgot to buy a tv.

I wish my mod I installed for minecraft actually worked.