Corrupt Wishes

[kirbyman62]

Granted, but you don't have the console the game is released on. If you meant real pokemon, then they ate the console.

I wish I could have a pet duck and/or giraffe.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you get ILOVEMYGF52. /Kill

I wish I could play LBP2 with Kirbyman62. ;-;

[kirbyman62]

Granted, you get ILOVEMYGF52. /Kill

I wish I could play LBP2 with Kirbyman62. ;-;

Granted, but then he has exams and can't play for a while (want me to PM you when I'm done, my last is on Monday :) )

I wish I had a super cool gaming pc.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but I accidentally the screen.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted! Your nonexistent wish made me make a wish for you!

Protorapter wishes for a cake to be baked

[TheMonkeyBlade]

Granted! My cat just got new cake mix for christmas, and is willing to bake for anyone... too bad she isn't that good at it.

I wish for a banana for my monkey cravings

[arbiekko]

Granted. As you bite into the banana your taste buds roil with disappointment. IT TASTES NOTHING LIKE MONKEY.

I wish for all the ulcers to be gone from my stomach.

[Protoraptor]

^ Granted, but they turn into trolls as soon as they leave you.

I wish for a portal gun.

Granted! Your nonexistent wish made me make a wish for you!

The wish was a lie.

[arbiekko]

Granted. Your portal gun can fire exactly one blue portal. It will then be permanently out of energy.

I wish Transformers had been a better movie franchise.

[Frenzie]

Granted. the movie is so realistic that the characters enter the real world and start conquering the world!

I wish to die.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but you just respawn at the last activated checkpoint.

I wish for a pet Frankenturret. (If you don't know what that is, look it up)

[Patofan]

Granted, but this one somehow still fires after such horrible mutilation with a storage box and kills you in a gruesome way. Then he throws himself down a pit.

I wish for magitek

[arbiekko]

Granted, by a genie who thinks "magitek" is a brand of fridge magnet with a clock timer.

I wish someone would leave a bag of money at my feet.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, it's a robber who you agreed to rob a bank with, and now the police are after you.

I wish for this text to not be pink

[Frenzie]

Granted, but a bunch of 7-year old girls assault your home and you are forced to turn it back to pink.

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable(did I spell this right? probably not ).

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but...uh...erm...oh.


I wish for a TARDIS.

[Patofan]

Granted, you get GLADoS and you die a painful death

I wish for P-Body

[Frenzie]

Granted, everybody is sooooo jelly of you that they destroy it and throw you in jail

I wish to have never corrupted the above users wish.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, I corrupt it instead

Granted, but Atlas finds out and tries to kill you for taking P-Body "hostage"

I wish for this wish to be corrupted

[Patofan]

Granted, but you die from the paradox.

I wish I had the patience to make a good LBP2 level