Corrupt Wishes

[Phalaina]

Granted, but the zombies are easily defeated by garden flowers which then grow mad with power and start a flower apocalypse

I wish I didn't have to do this horribly cheesy reaction paper

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but now you have to do an even more horribly cheesy reaction paper.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much on that book report I just emailed to my teacher (thank god for sparknotes )

[ALEXhatena]

Granted. You didn't do the book report at all.

I wish for a mad man with a box.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, it's me holding a cardboard box.

I wish for Adhesive Gel to be returned to Portal 2.

[Patofan]

Granted, but it breaks the game so hard it deletes all your games from your Steam library.

I wish Scribblenauts Unlimited was cheaper

[SuperROBO1]

Granted, but they made it crappier.

I wish good food actually tasted good.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, it tastes so good your tastebuds explode and you're never able to taste anything every again.

I wish for a Personality Core, preferably a friendly one.

[Patofan]

Granted, but the core is attached to a deadly robot

I wish for an umbrella

[SuperROBO1]

Granted, but the metal on your umbrella was struck by lightning causing you to die.

I wish I was more of a morning person.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, you're so much of a morning person that you can't stand any other time of day.

I wish for an adventure.

[Patofan]

Granted, but you die from a liver infection before you start it.

I wish for a less random death

[Protoraptor]

Granted, you die three hours after reading this post. There, it's not random now that you know about it.

I wish I could delete my old LBP levels clogging up my Earth - they glitch out every time I try to delete them!

[xero]

Granted, but when you delete them, it wipes your entire moon. Say good-bye to all your hard work!

I wish there was no world hunger.

[SuperROBO1]

Granted, but now the world doesn't have enough food!

I wish the world was clean.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted. We no longer exist and neither do you.

I wish for infinite chocolate pudding powers.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish Sega bothered to localize Valkyria Chronicles 3.

[furyone]

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish Sega bothered to localize Valkyria Chronicles 3.

Granted, but you don't have a PSP.

I wish for a pet fox.

[SuperROBO1]

Granted, but it had rabies.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate

[Protoraptor]

Granted, I can't be bothered to find out what that means.

I wish I could be bothered to find out what that means.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but you forget, and you rack your brains to remember. That's when you realize that I said brains instead of brain, and that you have multiple heads. You're taken to a hospital to be examined, and die.

I wish I could remember to make all of my posts green like this. It's fun.