Corrupt Wishes

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but Valve suddenly finds out how to count to 3. They throw you back in the sequel.

I wish Valve made Half-Life 3.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, it's about 3 guys who live for half as long as they expected.

I wish Valve would make Portal 3.

[MSTER232]

Granted, but you wouldn't be in the game .

I wish VALVe would terminate Wheatley .

[Ryan86me]

They do... but they forget about the space core.

I wish VALVe would put Portal 3 on Vita.

[Protoraptor]

*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt* Seriously guys, stop terminating me. It's all fun and games until somecore looses an optic. Actually, it's never been fun in the first place.

So, uh, I wish people would stop picking on me. I'm just a defenceless little core. In space. Needing to go back to Earth. Please. My coordinates are:
1-1-1 [You have reached your character limit]

[Toxicital]

People stop picking on you, but completely forget about your existence and you become invisible to them.

I wish that people would stop asking me about things I don't have any opinion on.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, you are asked the same thing so many times it drives you mad.

I wish I had a real Mashy-Spike-Plate to crush my enemies with.

[MSTER232]

Granted, but it is made of exactly 586 pieces and you will have to assemble the whole thing yourself.

I wish I knew what Wheatley would do with a real Mashy-Spike-Plate.

[Protoraptor]

I already told you. Crush my enemies.

I wish for cake.

The first person to indicate it's a lie gets a spinny-blade-wall to the face.

[MSTER232]

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

[Ryan86me]

I wish MSTER232 had bothered to put a wish.

[qwerty123456]

They did, it can only be read by humans.

I wish for an answer.

[Ryan86me]

You've got one... but there's no question.

I wish to find my lost copy of LBP Vita.

[qwerty123456]

You find it, but a sledgehammer falls on your vita...8 times.

I wish I had a wish idea.

[Sacko53]

Your wish idea feel into a well and it had to be rescued. But All was hopeless. Your Idea could not be saved

I wish I could have the PS4

[Protoraptor]

Granted, your PS4 is in 473435534298484 pieces and you have to assemble it. Also, you lost the instruction booklet.

I wish for LBP3.

[yugnar]

Granted. And you discover it has been developed by Rovio for cellphones and is actually just another version of Angry Birds where you launch Larry Da Vinci instead of actual birds.

I wish I had the ability to walk in the top of the water.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but you can't walk on top. Check your wording before wishing, man.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Apple2012]

Granted, but you have to perform stunts.

I wish for a well functioning Playstation 4 like what I have in my avatar.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, it's fully functioning. Well, it was fully functioning. What, why are you looking at me?

I wish for an AI friend. Yes, I did just say that.