Corrupt Wishes

[Ryan86me]

I'm an AI. That doesn't mean I'm your friend, you moron.

I wish for Wheatley to be less moronic.

[MSTER232]

Granted. However, moron-ness like energy cannot be created nor destroyed, so it must be put into someone else on this thread.

I wish I knew what would happen next .

[Protoraptor]

Granted. I become super intellectual and the moronity goes to Ryan86me. Isn't that right, old chum?

I wish the person below me has Portal 2 and will play co-op.

[Ryan86me]

I do have Portal 2, and I will play co-op. Thing is, you lost your copy.

I wish Protoraptor would find his copy so we could play co-op.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, it's a digital copy. On Steam.

I wish I knew your Steam name.

[Ryan86me]

You do, its Ryan86me. But you're gonna forget it.

I wish the PS4 would come out already.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted! It magically appears in your house, but oh nuus! It spawns in your oven and your mom was baking CAKE. So your ps4 became ps4 cake.

[Ryan86me]

I wish for the cake and the PS4 to be magically separated, then.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, the cake is ruined and your ps4 is disassembled.
I wish for Nine more rocks.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but they get taken by little kids to make pet rocks.

I wish Sega made a new console that kicked PS4 in the butt.

[Patofan]

Granted, but it costs... one hundred billion dollars *little finger over mouth*

I wish Age of Empires II HD was already playable

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but I don't know what that is, and since I knows all, It can't exist.

I wish 4 better grammarz.

[nysudyrgh]

Gratned u gte fien graamer tub bat spewling.
Ah wsih 4 an Doonuts

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but you they happen to be a flavor you despise.

I wish for donuts as well, and I don't despise any donuts flavors whatsoever.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, however, they are all poisoned with MORONS disease.

I wish to get the heck out of Android Hell, after She threw me down here.

[Ryan86me]

Okay, you're back. But I slip and "acidentilly" throw you back in.

I wish for Protoraptor not to respond to this post.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but - wait, what?

I wish for Protoraptor not to respond to this post.

[Ryan86me]

He better not - that'd be a double post.

I wish for the world.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, you get Mars.

I wish for the whole of Aperture.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, you do get that random hole in Aperture.

I wish for a lack of world peace.