Corrupt Wishes

[Protoraptor]

Granted, you get blown up by a nearby nuke.

I wish for Combustible Lemons to burn my enemies' houses down!

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, they combust in your face. :o
I wish for THEE SMASHER.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, you get SMASHERED.

I wish to make good levels.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but no one plays them.

I wish for Chell's best friend -- neurotoxin.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but GLaDOS steals it from you.

I wish for £1,000,000 in pennies.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, unfortunately the pennies are made out of paper. They're not usable currency.

I wish that Robo4900 knew that Ryan86me is actually GLaDOS.

[Ryan86me]

He does, but he forgets.

I wish that Spongebob didn't get all crappy.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but since I don't watch it I'm not aware of its crappiness, so nothing changes.


I wish you would check out my Doctor Who fansite...http://temporaloop.webs.com/

[Ryan86me]

I do, but I check out the hyperlink, not the actual site.

I wish you would check out my music on the Soundcloud page linked in my sig. /blatant self-promotion

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but my computer crashes as soon as I click on the link.


I wish my e-mail hadn't been hacked.

[Apple2012]

Granted, but it's full of spam and advertisements for the food SPAM.

I wish my pin collection is complete.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, it is complete, and they're about to add loads of new ones.
I wish for a Smite V Sword, so I can smite Gwaeron and win PLCC5 and get a shiny golden hat /Crown

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but I don't know what that is...so it might be bad, so I'll un-grant it.

I wish it was Saturday so I can watch Doctor Who.

[Ragnarok]

Granted but its a Saturday in 1745

I wish for this wish to not become true

[Apple2012]

Sorry, but your wish isn't granted. At least no unexpected drawbacks occured.

I wish for a million bucks, not a million ducks.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but the guy who gave you it is slightly deaf, so you wake up one morning and there's an awful lot of 'quacks' coming from your front garden.

I wish for this sentence to be false.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, all your FrankenTurrets die you moron!
I wish for the 1500 Megawatts SuperColliding SuperButton.

[Protoraptor]

Granted, but it's only 1400 Megawatts and therefore does not have enough voltage to complete the chamber.

I wish I could help Nys get out of the chamber.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but I throw both of you back in.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and work on the Spanish project I have that's due tomorrow O_l

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, your work is finished but oh no, we pulled you in the chamber when you pushed us in and now you can't hand it in. ;-;