Corrupt Wishes

[Apple2012]

Granted, but then it becomes useless.

I wish I had the crown.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, you got it from a scam and it's removed from you.

I wish I would post here more often.

[Red_Calamari22]

Granted; you now post very often. So often, in fact, you constantly post here 24/7. You start to get very hungry, but you cannot get up and eat because you're too busy posting.

I wish I could read minds (but only when I want to).

[Robo4900]

Granted, but when you do read minds, you read everyone's mind in the world at the same time, which instantly gives you a brainstorm.

I wish Star Wars: BattleFront III would finally be made, released, and be at least as good as Battlefront II.

[Red_Calamari22]

Granted, but there is no option to change the graphics which are so realistic, any computer that tries to run it explodes.

I wish I could fly.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but you can only fly while 10 kilometres above solid ground.

I wish for a free Oculus Rift.

[Patofan]

Granted, but you break your neck trying to rocket jump in TF2.

I wish I had an HD Mp3 file of the Wilderness theme

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but h4x0rz virus you and delete it.

I wish to get a free Omni along with that free Oculus Rift.

[Patofan]

Granted, but you die because Fast Travel stopped working in Skyrim/Oblivion/Fallout

I wish they announced the finalists of the Community Contraptions 18 contest

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, they flipped the order backwards.

I wish I had 47.7% trophy completion.

[Patofan]

Granted, but some guy kills you for not having at least 50% trophy completion

I wish for a star

[Ironface]

The sun materialises in your living room, we all burn.

I wish everybody-was-kung-fu-fightiiing!

[Woutery]

They do, but they are all kung-fu-fighting you! :O

I wish music was good and we didn't have awful boybands and singers like One Direction making every single person in the world think they can sing and win a talent show.

[Ironface]

Granted, I immediately burst into flames because I can't think of a single thing to corrupt that wish.

I wish I had a Mini-Me.

[qwerty123456]

Your mini me was too mini and you stepped on it.

I wish for red eyes.

[Patofan]

Granted, but they're red because they're bloody. Your brain exploded, game over.

I wish for neon eyes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they're malfunctioning.

I wish someone else would post right before me!

[ALEXhatena]

Granted. Your eyes hurt.

I wish I had a bbq chicken piece right now.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it came from Alaska.

I wish I had a BBQ chicken piece from Texas right now.

[Ryan86me]

Granted. Too bad it's poisoned.

I wish my copy of LBPVita would magically show up so that I don't have to buy it again (lost the dang thing 2 months ago)