Corrupt Wishes

[Shooter0898]

Granted but the wish is now my puppet.

I wish i knew how to make forum posts make sense even know i FISHCAKE should still have the correct APPLE skills to already do BANANA so.

[Xtrahuman]

CURSE YOU SHOOTER YOU POSTED WHEN I DID

Granted, but it is the best grammar ever and you gain so much fame you have to stop but everyone still likes you, and everybody talks weird PEANUT BUTTER.

I wish for an extra xtrahuman

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but they make so much sense that your mind explodes because too much understanding.

I wish I would just get off this site and use the bathroom already.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you have to use it so bad that you explode.

I wish that everyone would post in Impact font.

[qwerty123456]

Granted. You die from lack of health a week later.

I wish System32 was a ghost file.

[Xtrahuman]

Granted, it is dead and going to haunt your websites forever.

I wish I could finish this senten

[Ryan86me]

Granted. Just because you can doesnt mean you will, though.

I wish ninjas.

[Xtrahuman]

They kill you.

Wish, I do, to talk, sentences, properly.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, you can talk sentences properly. You still can't type them properly, though.

I wish my phone could cook me dinner.

[Xtrahuman]

Granted, ruins it, it does, and breaks, also, it does.

Wish, I do, type text, I could better, better sentences, for.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but not one person compliments you. Not one.

I wish someone would bust Kuzanao out of his office already.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish everyone would post in a quote.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but...

I am a murderer.

the cops use that against you.

I wish for all of the peanuts.

[Xtrahuman]

Granted, but RockSauron gets jealous and steals them all. And kills you.

I wish there was a new Asdfmovie

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish to reload le console wars.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but no one likes them except you. #foreveralone

I wish that I could play Mario Kart all day.

[yugnar]

Granted, but you can't stop for a second and forget about LBP. And eating for instance.

I wish LBP3 was already out, and that it was awesome.

[Dragonvarsity]

Granted, but you can't stop for a second and forget about Mario Kart. And breathing for instance.

I wish for more RPGs in this forum.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but you get IP Banned and can't play them.

I wish for everybody reading this to click the picture in my signature and sign up for LBPC Mafia: Revival.

[Dragonvarsity]

Granted, but no one signs up.

I wish X would come out already.