Corrupt Wishes

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but I push it back.

I wish for coffee.

[Shooter0898]

Granted but the price of coffee has risen 1,000,000,000% due to a recent shortage

I wish i was good at this game.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but I'm better.

I wish for less boredom.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it's replaced with knives in your eyes.

I wish that when I die, it would be in a heroic way.

[yugnar]

Granted. But no one will ever know, actually they'll think you were a monster.

I wish for a soda.

[Jedi_1993]

Granted but there is no cup to hold it in.

I wish I could go to space.

[yugnar]

Granted, you go with no suit of course.

I wish for a bigger bedroom.

[Jedi_1993]

Granted, you go with no suit of course.

I wish for a bigger bedroom.

Granted, the room is huge, filled with all sorts of awesome things. At least you reckon so, there's no door to get into it.

I wish I win at any competition.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but you lose at all the others.

I wish for Anarchy in the UK.

[Shooter0898]

Granted but its in the form of music and not politics

I wish for more .

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish for a big peanut.

[Shooter0898]

Granted but the peanut overlord himself steals it.

I wish for more shade.

[Ryan86me]

Granted but the shade overlord himself steals it

I wish for the Console Wars.

[Shooter0898]

Granted but it was already granted meaning you just wasted time wishing for it instead of posting.

I wish for a patch of cloth...

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it sucks you into a black hole.

I wish for doughnuts.

[qwerty123456]

Granted, you get 6 dozens of nuts covered in dough.

I wihs taht i didtn havve soo meny typpos.

[TheUltraDeino]

granted, but mow everyone else in the world has typos

I wish for the ps4 already

[ConverseFox]

granted, but you bought it off of craigslist and I think we all know what that means..

I wish I wasn't thirsty right now.

[koltonaugust•]

Granted but now you're starving

I wish my homework was done correctly.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted, but you lost it.
I wish to find one of my Vita memory cards (those things are tiny, man)