Corrupt Wishes

[koltonaugust•]

Granted, but it has been through the wash.

I wish to be awesome!

[Ryan86me]

Granted. Shame you're in solitary confinement, personality isn't going to help you much there.

I wish to stumble upon the LBP Vita cartridge I lost a while back (40 bucks down the drain :/)

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You find your cartridge... in a million little pieces.

I wish the next post in this thread doesn't take another month.

[Ryan86me]

Granted, but the one after this will. Just watch.

I wish for sleep.

[yugnar]

Granted. But you do not wake up ever again

I wish for peanut butter.

[Shooter0898]

Granted but it's full of wasp eggs.

I wish for wasp eggs.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You get actual wasp wings... the same, microscopic pair found on real wasps.

I wish I had a copy of Mighty No. 9!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, it's in terrible condition and worthless.

I wish that Outlaw's avatar wouldn't be so creepy. :O

[Apple2012]

Granted, but it becomes ugly

I wish for a strawberry cheesecake

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but you get a strawberry shortcake instead.
I wish you had seen this.

[Woutery]

Couldn't grant wish " ". Check for spelling errors, your router, or stuff.

I wish that Lego World, that i'm attending, the worlds biggest Lego event, is gonna be epic!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the huge Lego man falls apart onto your head.

I wish Wouter had seen Nys's white text.

[qwerty123456]

Granted, but you didn't get an expected outcome because I didn't understand that.

I wish evasi0n could come out with the new jailbreak faster. (I can tell this one is just asking for pun)

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but his technology was barred everywhere. :3

I wish my computer mouse worked.

[qwerty123456]

Granted; now your keyboard is broken.

I wish I had an idea for my wish not pertaining to batch.

[DreadRandal]

Granted, only you find out it was illegal when the authorities bash in your door, seize everything as evidence and throw you in the clink pending trial. Oh, and your bail is set at $3,000,000.

I wish I felt better.

[Shooter0898]

Granted but you have several seconds to live.

I wish this wish won't become corrupt.

[qwerty123456]

Granted, however it didn't actually get corrupted so now your sad because you didn't see an original way to corrupt this.

I wish for a PS4.

[DreadRandal]

Granted, but it only plays Mary-Kate & Ashley videos... Except when you take it in for service, then it works fine... Until you get it home again.

I wish Justin Bieber would quietly go away.

[qwerty123456]

Granted; however, Rebecca Black was appointed to take his place, and any reruns of JB songs are now sung by her.

I wish for another PS4, but one that always works properly and will not stop working properly for any reason. Oh, and it complies with part 15 of the FCC rules.

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