Corrupt Wishes

[DawnBreaker_23]

Granted, however you get a slap to the face for not wishing for anything ._.


I wish I had a flying pony that pooed rainbows.

[xero]

Granted, but then you get swarmed by vicious bronies and they take your pony away from you.

I wish a few bad apples didn't spoil the whole bunch.

[Apple2012]

Granted, but they ate all of the bread in your house.

I wish I can get the crown in LBP.

[qwerty123456]

Granted, but then you get swarmed by vicious bronies and they take your pony away from you

That is SOO me. Anyway....

Granted; as in you got a crown that exists in the real world, and put it in LBP.

I wish for another PS4, but one that always works properly and will not stop working properly for any reason. Oh, and it complies with part 15 of the FCC rules.

(I posted this wish after someone had already slapped me for not putting a wish at first.) *cough* DawnBreaker_23 *cough*

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but the delivery man runs you over and kills you before you can use it.

I wish I had a job.

[DawnBreaker_23]

Granted but you work at McDonalds and have to clean the ball pit because some kid puked in it.
I wish the Rawk loved me

[theonlybub]

Granted! But you Rawk loved you too hard and your limbs popped off.... o.o

I wish this awesome forum game get revived!

[wally-217]

Granted but the servers will crash permanently shortly after.

I wish I could do anything.

[FreeAim]

Granted, but due to a poor choice of words you now think uncontrollably you are a dragon for 10 minutes every five hours for the rest of your life. And you can live with that. (You did say anything.)

I wish LBP3 is good.

[The11thWheatley]

Granted, but it's too good and your console explodes from concentrated awesomeness.


I wish for Series 8 of Doctor Who to come sooner.

[theonlybub]

Granted! But the date for it to release keeps getting pushed back further and further until the writers give up and the whole show falls apart!

I wish my cat could talk.

[The11thWheatley]

Granted, but it never says anything because cats are lazy like that.

I wish that MST3K would be rebooted.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but he is no longer enigmatic. (Methinks you're talking about Mystery Science Teacher 3000, right?)

I wish someone else could have rebooted this forum game.

[FreeAim]

Granted, but the other person wished the same thing, so they sent you back in time to do it instead. Not before wiping your memory, of course.

I kind of wish that I found other purpose to life than being as handsome as I am.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but he was killed in the past by a murderer who used the time machine, and he is no longer in this dimension.

I wish for immortality.

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Edit: dang it.

Wish granted, your new purpose in life is to be an example to other people: hod-you-shouldn't-live-this-life.

I wish for immortality.

[FreeAim]

////Hah! I sniped you! Now get back and corrupt the wish you were supposed to!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

(from TenebrisNemo)

Granted, but your life is now awful so you wish you could die.

I wish for a lifetime supply of mac and cheese.

[ShadowArcticWolf]

Granted, but the mac is stale and the cheese is sour. You also can't eat anything else.

I wish I lived in an Anime.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's the anime that your signature's from, and you must have a staring contest with that guy.

I wish I didn't have to sleep so long.

[FreeAim]

Granted. Instead of sleeping as long you usually do, you spend half of your future nights in bed, staring at the roof of your room while suffering unbearable amounts of stress and depression.

I wish people would STOP calling me handsome all the time. I'm more than just my looks.