Corrupt Wishes

[ShadowArcticWolf]

Granted, but it's the anime that your signature's from, and you must have a staring contest with that guy

I would LOVE to live in the world of One Piece

(Back on topic) Granted, but...well...now you're horrendously ugly.

I wish I could have all of FreeAim's handsomeness.

[FreeAim]

I would LOVE to live in the world of One Piece

(Back on topic) Granted, but...well...now you're horrendously ugly.

I wish I could have all of FreeAim's handsomeness.

Granted. No harmful side this time. I'm waiting in the bed, all for you.

I wish that I could snap my fingers.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can't do anything else anymore, you live your life on a wheelchair, snapping.

I wish that everyone accepts me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they accept you as a murderer.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted in some way.

[FreeAim]

Granted, but you just wasted your wish on something completely unnecessary.

I wish I was rich.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish you would have posted in "If this is the answer, what is the question?".

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but he deleted the post after he posted it.

I wish that I am the king of this world and dimension, forever!

[FreeAim]

Granted, but without a queen, you have no power or status.

I wish I was a little more dark and brooding.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you are no longer handsome.

I wish I could skip my science project.

[FreeAim]

Granted, but EXCUSE YOU I AM ALWAYS HANDSOME you die.

I wish I could do "tfw no gf" jokes again.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you're not funny anymore to anyone.

I wish that I get a dragon without any corrupt wish effects.

[FreeAim]

Granted. However, since you didn't specialize the nature of the dragon, there is about 99.99% probability that it will resume to eat you.

I wish I got three wishes.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, they were my wishes. :3

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[ShadowArcticWolf]

Granted, but you're a goldfish 1000 miles away from the nearest body of water. You then slowly suffocate as the blazing sun scalds your scales.

I wish I could speak Japanese fluently.

[FreeAim]

Granted, but you can never again grasp any other language.

I wish that I lived to see the explosion of the sun.

[ShadowArcticWolf]

Granted, but you're caught in the explosion. Far enough to avoid instant vaporization, but close enough to watch your skin and muscle slowly peel off of your bones.

I wish I had max rep on LBPC.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but your reputation everywhere else is so low that people wants to lynch you.

I wish that I am the best in everything.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but in your greed you want more. It's a never-ending cycle of dissatisfaction.

I wish I wouldn't have to be subjected to Frozen anymore. It's awesome, but I've had enough.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are subjected to Happy Feet.

I wish that I'm a hero.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you're the Hero of Hyrule. Which also means you can't talk.

I wish this forum stopped having technical issues.