Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but the site can't take it because there have never been so many people active for the same time, making millions of posts pop up every minute and nobody has the time to hear what someone says.

I wish for a happy life.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but in doing so you have taken everyone else's happiness, so you will have ultimately caused humanity's premature downfall.

I wish TenebrisNemo hadn't taken my happiness.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but instead my dog took your happiness.

I wish for peace over the world.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but all the news stations are now bankrupt.

I wish I had all custom moves in Smash Bros. 4.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but nobody else doesn't have them anymore because of an mysterious bug which leads people to call you a hacker and nobody isn't your friend anymore.

I wish for a magic lamp.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the limitations it gives don't allow you to get anything you want.

I wish I were the announcer for the next Smash Bros.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are so happy for getting that message that you trip yourself over, knock your head and fall in coma for 3 years.

I wish for amazing winter this year.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but "amazing" could either mean unusually warm OR just the opposite, and you were misunderstood.

I wish everyone understood each other.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now the interpreters are bankrupt and translation books, language classes and translate machines out of existence.

I wish for a nice future.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the god of Corrupt Wishes interpreted "nice" as "polite", not as "ideal", so mistakes still happen.

I wish the god of Corrupt Wishes stopped misinterpreting people.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, he just became a jerk and spreads misery.

I wish that I am the god of Corrupt Wishes.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you're the one at whom people are angry.

I wish people would use "whom" correctly.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they won't use "who" correctly anymore.

I wish people would speak my native language worldwide.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but translators go out of business again.

I wish a couple more people would post in these forum games. ​It's getting lonely...

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they don't understand the rules and they just spams nonsense.

I wish there would be more people on LBPC.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's just one more person, and all he does is greet newcomers. :$

I wish LBP3 had no obstructive glitches.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now the game prevents you from using 80% of the game's content because the risk of glitches are too high.

I wish lag doesn't exist.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now everyone you play is either a jerk or much better at the game.

I wish my earbuds were long enough so I don't have to tilt my neck down.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they lasts for a day until they gets broken.


I wish I wouldn't be tired all the time.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you're too energetic and you get in trouble for it.

I wish summer homework weren't a thing.