Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but rest-of-the-life homework is a thing now.

I wish homework didn't exist.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you forget everything you learned. And you have a test.

I wish school were less stressful.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now the jobs are way more stressful than before.

I wish school wouldn't last long.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you have more homework.

I wish we would stop talking about school.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but school is getting closer.

I wish I'll become a Keyblade Master.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's tiny and it can only open doors.

I wish TenebrisNemo's Keyblade were big enough to use.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but the keyblade is just a big key without any magical effects.

I wish I can do magic.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the only magic you can do is changing something's size...by a few atoms.

I wish I could do useful magic.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you don't have mana.

I wish for a spellbook and a mana fountain.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you accidentally burn your spellbook with one of your spells.

I wish I could think of a good wish to be corrupted.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but the wish is about government and it's already corrupted.

I wish corruption didn't exist.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then this game wouldn't exist.

I wish I had a larger vocabulary so I could use shorter replacements for longer strings of words.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but finding the right words takes too much time for you.

I wish I could control time.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but everything you do changes life entirely, and everyone knows you're the only time lord, so they blame you.

I wish I didn't have to sleep as much at night to feel awake.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are a game character now and sleep only when you have injuries. Days feels long and nights even longer.

I wish that LBP has a Massive Multiplayer section.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then every game lags to an unplayable state.

I wish the forum would recognize "situational" and "meds" as words (try typing them in, the site says they're misspelled).

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but the forum recognizes them as words in another language. (site also says neighbourhood is mispelled.)

I wish I could stop using internet whenever I want.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but afterward you're unable to use it ever again.

I wish my favorite pop songs were played more.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but people on radio still talks while the song is playing.

I wish metal isn't expected to be satanism.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now it's expected to be for young children.

I wish school wouldn't take so much time out of your day.