Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. Now it takes all the time of the day.

I wish I have my very own company.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it fails instantly and you lose your money.

I wish shoes weren't so expensive.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they lasts for a week until you have to buy new ones.

I wish I have more money.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's only a penny.

I wish I were a millionaire.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it's fake money and you don't realize it until you will be sent to prison.

I wish I could clean any room in 10 minutes.

[CCubbage]

Granted, but you work as a janitor in a daycare where rooms are filled with soiled diapers every 5 minutes.

I wish my son would stop playing with his tablet so much.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now he plays with his new computer everyday.

I wish that my enemies are dead.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they were killed mercilessly, and you're blamed for their deaths.

I wish for a wishful wish of wishes.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they are all corrupted and your smartphone and your computer got corrupted. And your body's defense system. And your friends. And your government. And your family. And your shoes. Especially shoes.

I wish that this wish is not corrupted.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but a black hole rips open, sucking your smartphone and your computer in. And your body's defense system. And your friends. And your government. And your family. And your shoes. Especially shoes.

I wish MLB umpires didn't take the replay system as an excuse to be bad.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, now they have a new excuse: kiss cam.

I wish for a corrupted government.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then you're killed for no reason.

I wish for a non-corrupted government.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it gets corrupted within minutes.

I wish for the perfect government.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but society is very boring.

I wish I may have an interesting and successful life.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. You live in a paradise island but you don't have any idea of it's dark secrets. Also nobody isn't allowed to leave the island. It's the only world for you.

I wish I will be sucked into a fantasy world.

[CCubbage]

Granted, but it's your mom's fantasy.... which is to have her son continually brush her hair while she binge watches Downton Abby.

I wish my job was easier.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. You only have to push 1 button every day for 10 hours in a factory. And your personal life has just got harder.

I wish for immortality.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you're surrounded by sadness.

I wish going on planes wouldn't make your ears pop.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now it pops your kidneys.

I wish I will never get sick.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now everyone else gets sick.

I wish that no one was poor.