Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they are cancelled right after they start because of reasons.

I wish for a ticket to Hogwarts.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but your wand backfires on you.

I wish I were Harry Potter.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you have to witness your dear godfather's death... and your principal's. And many of your friend's.

I wish we could travel in space with ease.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it costs a ridiculous amount of money.

I wish I had the motivation to finish my LBP levels.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but once you never have time to finish them.

I wish people wouldn't be so negative all the time.

[NathanBros]

Granted, they ruined everything for lack of reason.

I wish science made enormous progress.

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but the time machines create paradoxes which prevent the universe from ever existing in the first place.

I wish this post would stop auto-saving while I try to think of a wish to use.

[thaia2013]

Granted, but you can't think of any good wishes.

I wish this site was more active like in 2012.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but the server goes down for a year again.

I wish the food in my fridge would never go inedible.

[DiamondDiancie10]

Granted, but the additives in your food to cause it to never spoil cause you to have severe stomach problems.

I wish this game could go positive attributes or Shrek related attributes of a wish instead of negative at the effect of a wish for that, like on the version of this on LittleBigForum!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. It's 100% positive that your will most likely get a negative result out of this game.

I wish Halloween would come sooner.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but it's twice a week and people eventually stop celebrating it.

I wish for 48-hour days.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but there are fewer days in a year.

I wish I had more EXP points.

[thaia2013]

Granted, but you get them less often.

I wish that wishes would stop corrupting at this point.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. They don't corrupt anymore... because they're all so horrid already that they don't need to be.

I wish all the stuff in my taco wouldn't pop out when I bite into it.

[Robo4900]

Granted, it now pops out when you pick it up to bite into it.

I wish all those missing Doctor Who episodes would finally turn up.

[thaia2013]

Granted, but now the Doctor Who episodes that weren't missing are now missing.

I wish for more wishes.

[FreeAim]

Granted, but they will all be ruined regardless.

I wish that I made no wish.

PS:

Granted, but now the Doctor Who episodes that weren't missing are now missing.

Seems like fair trade. Have you listened to Fury From the Deep? I would pay all my money to see that on television, not to mention The Daleks' Master Plan, Power of the Daleks, Evil of the Daleks, Marco Polo or The Abominable Snowmen.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but your lack of wish leaves you starving.

I wish I could finish this stupid school project.

[thaia2013]

Granted, but you get an F because reasons.

I wish LBPK's create mode is easier to use.