Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but its made easier by having most of its tools removed.

I wish I didn't get myself involved with so many video games.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you are involved with so many cartoons.

I wish for more active players in this forum game!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but none of them speak English.

I wish I were better at writing papers.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are only slightly better at it so nobody will not spot the difference.

I wish life was easier.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now it's very boring.

I wish I could cuss without people scolding me.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now they punish you with whips.

I wish that I'm faster than before in everything.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that also means dying.

I wish I was more proficient at making LBP levels.

[NathanBros]

Granted, but you can't save them.

I wish dinosaurs.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they are completely out of control and they kill everyone.

I wish the castle from Castlevania really exists.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that's your house.

I wish Ronald McDonald weren't so creepy.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now he is dangerous.

I wish for headphones.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the quality is garbage.

I wish more forums would have "If this is the answer, what is the question?".

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you have to put up with me more.


I wish for a NES.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you lose every other console you have.

I wish people would stop begging JonTron to come back to Game Grumps.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but everyone is now begging for a new burger king game.



I wish for a burger king game.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's terrible and single-handedly makes Burger King fail.

I wish Sir monacle's name were spelled correctly.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but he will never speak grammatically correct ever again.

I wish people remembered my birthday.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now you have no birthday.


I wish I was a genie.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you get sucked inside a tiny lamp and you will be lost in a desert forever.

I wish I found the magic lamp.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you now have to feed me.



I wish I could get out of this lamp!