Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it took an arrow to the knee.

I wish Skyrim were a movie.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it was a terrible, TERRIBLE film!



I wish I have the ability to teleport.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can not control it and you teleport to your death.

I wish I had the ability to turn into mist.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you're now pasta.


I wish for pasta.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it's hard as rock and you can't cook it.

I wish for happy birthday to myself.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it you're lonely.... Very, very lonely....



I wish for a car that cannot/want to drive.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now how do you get places?

I wish there was a shorter way to say "unexpectedly".

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but no one will realize when you mean it.

I wish for a bright future.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you ran out of money because you bought too many lightbulbs.

I wish the forum would just give me the last 10 EXP points I need for the next level.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but your level has reset.



I wish for a bowl.... Nothing else, just a plain, green, ordinary, empty bowl

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it broke during transmission.

I wish L1N3R1D3R stopped his dad jokes.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now he's saying terrible yo mamma jokes!!


I wish the relentless World War would end...

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now there are civil wars in many countries.

I wish people would unite in the world and actually try to save it.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but by doing so, man-kind has enslaved mars....



I wish earth was the one enslaved instead....

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but most of your possessions are there.

I wish Star Wars VI didn't have such a silly climax.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now it has a silly plot.

I wish hydra is easier to kill.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you can no longer face it.

I wish I knew more general knowledge.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but define "general"



I wish I was invisible.....

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but the truck driver can't see you when you're crossing the road and the truck hits you to death.

I wish people would realize the value of life.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but they don't understand the fear of death.



I wish I was wishing a Disney cliché.