Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you are always wishing for it and it never comes true.

I wish I'm faster to do things.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you're sanic fast and die.



I wish for nothing...

[TenebrisNemo]

I wish that Sir monacle wishes for something.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but that 'something' is nothing.




I wish for sweet oxygen.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but your palate is completely gone.

I wish Sir monacle would step up his game.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you step down a notch.



I wish I was almighty powerful and had the ability to go backwards and forwards in time, at my own will!

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but the ability is hard to control so as you go forward in time, you also grow old instantly and turn into dust.

I wish I would actually see that happening.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it's your fault that torture websites exist.



I wish upon a star.

[Vervesack]

Granted, but the star is the Sun and it approaches toward you, destroying the Earth.

I wish I had LittleBigPlanet powers.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you no longer have breathing powers.

I wish that we could finally get some snow that sticks. It's almost Christmas!

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it comes after Christmas.

I wish world wasn't so messed up.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now it's so clean that everything is slippery.

I wish I could find a cheap program like Flash.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish I'm the best.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you're the worst at being bad, so paradoxes.

I wish I were better at Smash Bros.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you're worse in Internet Surfing.

I wish there would be a portal to another fantasy dimension.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's the dimension where you're dead.

I wish TenebrisNemo would stop eating his lollipop.

[NathanBros]

Granted, but now you are eating it.

I wish a good 2016 for everyone.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it's not good at all.

I wish no corruption can affect me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but everyone else has it and you still can't live normally.

I wish "normal" had a shared connotation.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but nobody uses the word "normal" anymore.

I wish I had the super power to be asleep and wake up whenever I want.